The Cold Excuse
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 | Uncategorized
I’m sick of winter. there has not been much snow, but it’s still cold and windy. I mean what’s the point?
In summer I actually go running & go to climb rocks @ Devil’s Lake. However in winter I can not move off my ass to save my life. I sit around wrapped up in 8 layers of clothes and blankets. I always say that I will use the norditrack etc… but I never do. When I am cold, I am lazy.
Granted, I was built like a snowman, anybody who has ever shook my hand can verify this. I could probably give Mr. Freeze a run for his money, except I am to lazy to go out and commit crime either!
It’s not just physical activites it’s everything. I mean I haven’t written a blog post in a few days, because I would rather just be wrapped up in a blanket trying to get warm. Not to mention the fact that the heating bill this month was just SICK.
Well I am sick of it.
So I am going to go somewhere warm for awhile. Well, that is, as soon as I finish making some websites for a couple people. People who need it quickly, BUT (probably crippled by the same coldness) who keep not sending me the content for their websites. I mean I can’t make a damn site for you until you give me shit to put on it… omprendo?
I am considering telling the people that if they don’t get me stuff for their sites by Saturday it won’t be done for another 3 weeks. I mean that should light a fire under their ass.
Why can’t I just live as a “Smartass Guru”. Where people travel great distances to ask the great Smartass a question, and then spend the rest of their lives trying to live up to what I told them. Then I could travel all over the world and live on donations.
3 Comments to The Cold Excuse
Okay, so i was contemplating buying myself one of these million dollar ideas you mentioned on the post after this one but I had a question and, although the “add to cart” option was there, there was no way to post a question or feedback of any sort… I think this is just greedy and very un-guru-like on your part…
My question was, and most likely probably still is, what if the million dollar idea I get is not one I would like to devote my time or money to? Can I trade it in for one I like better?
JacobJanuary 5, 2006
Migrating like the birds, wild and free…sounds dandy.
no, but you can trump your bets by buying several ideas at once.
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January 5, 2006