Spineless??

Saturday, January 7th, 2006 | Uncategorized

So yesterday I was under the belief that due to a nasty powerballin‘ accident I had a a vertebrae floating around my chest somewhere (perhaps on vacation). However the pain did not subside.

Last night I went to Milton and hung out with my friend. For most of the night my time was spent meeting people at the bar, just so that I could ask them if they had any pain medicine I could buy off them. Sadly to my dismay the entire town of Milton seems to be pain free.

Now a day later I wake up and am still in nasty pain. I can not turn my neck very far in any direction. I now believe that while I wasn’t looking the other day somebody reached down my throat, and ripped out my spine (as seen in Mortal Kombat). This is not exactly a fun feeling and I do not enjoy having to rotate my entire body just to turn my head with minimal pain.

So I am now looking for donations. I seek a healthy spin / back / neck that still has quite a few years left on them. If you know of one that somebody may have that they aren’t using and you think they may be the generous type, please let me know ASAP.

Thanks

               

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