Spell Check = Grandmotherfucker

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Spell Check = Grandmotherfucker

Thursday, July 21st, 2005 | Uncategorized

So I went and wrote this long-ass post called “What I do is hard to explain…”. At the end of writing it I clicked the spell check button. However to my surprise instead of checking over my poor spelling, it decided it’s time would be better spent closing my entire web browser. I mean the audacity!!!! It could of at least told me it was on coffee break or something and warned me of my post’s impending doom.

I being made of 4 parts brain, 2 parts ego, and 1 part lazy; have decided not to rewrite that post. However this is lucky for you…. Whoever you are, you actually read this trite so instead of boring you with that last long post, I will instead amuse you with funnier shit than my original post had in it. Of course I am just ripping off articles from a local satire paper, but that’s not the @#%#^ point!

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
I’m a Fucked-Up-Chick Magnet!
I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation to Appear In Court…

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2 Comments to Spell Check = Grandmotherfucker

Anonymous
July 24, 2005

I have Had my fair share of trouble with spell checkers. Never had it close on me. I wouldn’t be suprised with all the errors I make in a single sentence.

-schanagains (who forgot his login passcode)

Jamez
July 28, 2005

i wouldn’t have cared if just the popup window that opens for the spell check closed, but it was annoying to have typed so much stuff only to have the entire browser crash ;(

and how can you forget your password if you are the one who made it? i don’t even forget other people’s passwords once i heard them ; )