So I’m a Drug Lord… So What?
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 | Uncategorized
It’s funny how parents will approve or disapprove of things that you do based on how it effects them….
For example. My mother didn’t appreciate the fact that I became a Drug Lord and earned 151 Million dollars on my first attempt at it. Now I figured this was because she was morally against me becoming a drug lord.
….HOWEVER, the real story goes that she added the “well you still haven’t bought me a little red car yet” clause to the end of her “moral objection”. This leads me to believe that with enough bribery, anybody can be reached.
If you want to become a drug lord too, here is the place to go first:
http://www.geekhideout.com/druglord2.shtml
6 Comments to So I’m a Drug Lord… So What?
I want my “Hot Little Red Mom-mobile” to be purchased with HONEST money BEFORE you become a drug lord. That way they can’t take it away from me when they throw you in the slammer. After all, I will need transportation in order to go see you on visiting days.
yeah……
if there was ever any question where i get it….
ng66January 31, 2006
Well, well, well, J.J…. Looks like you’ve found one of my most favoritest games in the history of games (up there with Power Players which I cannot find anymore but which I think was also only for the Macs)… Guess I might hire you as one of my underlings. $151 Million on your first try is nothing to sneeze at (especially not with light powdery drugs on tabletops… That tends to raise the ire of dope fiends a wee bit)… But, before I can make you a partner in the operation, you have to do better than that… My highest so far is $5.9 Billion. $5,957,663,357 to be exact…
Ummm, Dear, looking back at your screenshot (which I would have done if I knew how) says you made $3.4 BILLION… Or was that not your screen? But, if that is indeed the case, I may be sending you an application and description of our benefits package in a concerted effort to bring you on board. We meet Monday nights at 9pm in a different abandoned warehouse every week. The new guy always supplies the women and booze at his/her first meeting. We like redheads and tequila, so do try to make a good impression with the higher ups… Thx!
yep, that’s my screenshot. What can I say… I’m a natural ;) I’ll bring the booze, trust me when I say you don’t want the redheads that I know though…
ng66February 1, 2006
My highest game slightly before my new highest was a pisser like no other… Stupid me didn’t bank anything and on the last day I got mugged and they took everything, EVERY PENNY, because, of course, I was walking around trying to see passed my huge, bulging pockets that were full of $3.9 Billion cash… I mean, c’mon, if I made $3.9 Billion dollars, wouldn’t that money be somewhere else being laundered so I could buy my Lambourgini and Italian Villa without incident? Give me a little credit… Bastards.
Toodle-Loo!!
yep… it’s rough being a drug lord
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