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So I’m a Drug Lord… So What?

January22

It’s funny how parents will approve or disapprove of things that you do based on how it effects them….

For example. My mother didn’t appreciate the fact that I became a Drug Lord and earned 151 Million dollars on my first attempt at it. Now I figured this was because she was morally against me becoming a drug lord.

….HOWEVER, the real story goes that she added the “well you still haven’t bought me a little red car yet” clause to the end of her “moral objection”. This leads me to believe that with enough bribery, anybody can be reached.

If you want to become a drug lord too, here is the place to go first:
http://www.geekhideout.com/druglord2.shtml

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  • yep... it's rough being a drug lord
  • ng66
    My highest game slightly before my new highest was a pisser like no other... Stupid me didn't bank anything and on the last day I got mugged and they took everything, EVERY PENNY, because, of course, I was walking around trying to see passed my huge, bulging pockets that were full of $3.9 Billion cash... I mean, c'mon, if I made $3.9 Billion dollars, wouldn't that money be somewhere else being laundered so I could buy my Lambourgini and Italian Villa without incident? Give me a little credit... Bastards.

    Toodle-Loo!!
  • yep, that's my screenshot. What can I say... I'm a natural ;) I'll bring the booze, trust me when I say you don't want the redheads that I know though...
  • ng66
    Well, well, well, J.J.... Looks like you've found one of my most favoritest games in the history of games (up there with Power Players which I cannot find anymore but which I think was also only for the Macs)... Guess I might hire you as one of my underlings. $151 Million on your first try is nothing to sneeze at (especially not with light powdery drugs on tabletops... That tends to raise the ire of dope fiends a wee bit)... But, before I can make you a partner in the operation, you have to do better than that... My highest so far is $5.9 Billion. $5,957,663,357 to be exact...

    Ummm, Dear, looking back at your screenshot (which I would have done if I knew how) says you made $3.4 BILLION... Or was that not your screen? But, if that is indeed the case, I may be sending you an application and description of our benefits package in a concerted effort to bring you on board. We meet Monday nights at 9pm in a different abandoned warehouse every week. The new guy always supplies the women and booze at his/her first meeting. We like redheads and tequila, so do try to make a good impression with the higher ups... Thx!
  • yeah......

    if there was ever any question where i get it....
  • Favorite Mom
    I want my "Hot Little Red Mom-mobile" to be purchased with HONEST money BEFORE you become a drug lord. That way they can't take it away from me when they throw you in the slammer. After all, I will need transportation in order to go see you on visiting days.
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