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Secret Formula (revised)

Saturday, November 26th, 2005 | Uncategorized

Ok, I am only going to tell this one once. After this it gets stored strictly in my memory (and the archives, but that’s not the point). I have discovered the recipe for the ultimate drink. I named it Ethereal for the great taste and divine effects.

Ethereal
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2 Shots E&J Brandy
1 Shot Turl Absinthe
1 Shot Three Olives Vanilla Vodka
½ Can of Vanilla Coke
1 Splash of Grenadine
½ Packet Poprocks

Prepaired in a Highball over ice, garnished with cherry.

The E&J Brandy is smooth and tends to make you happy and funny (or at least make you think you are funny which is equally good). The one shot of Absinthe is more powerfull than all the rest of the ingredients combined and will relax your body and give you lucid dreams. When the Absinthe is combined with the other stuff it alters the taste and feel drastically. The rest of the ingredients are just for taste, except the poprocks which are to impress women.

Two glasses of this drink and you will get pretty much the same effect as 3 straight shots of Absinthe, only none of that hard to swallow (easy to spit through nose) feel. The entertainment factor alone is enough to try this.

For me I used the divine drink in conjunction with the divine food. Yes that’s right, Mixed Nut Bars. With my mother in town, I was blessed enough to be given two (slightly) oversized Mixed Nut Bars. I will of course share this recipe with you as well, and encourage you to make it often for me (of course that is pending you don’t plan to use it as a form of bribery that allows you to control me)

Use the deluxe mixed nuts with no peanuts and add some extra cashews. Note: The cheap store-brand butterscotch chips work better than Nestles. The Nestles ones don’t melt well. It says to bake 10 min, but might be done after 5, so watch for bubbles and then it’s done.

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