Roommate’s New Toy

Tuesday, November 1st, 2005 | Uncategorized

So I have this big pain in the ass roommate. Of course I have lived with him for a few years now so that part I am used to. There are many advantages living here that force me to put up with him.

Granted, I am probably not the greatest roommate either as I am always nagging him to stop leaving discarded food products laying in every corner of the house. Also I tend to eat some of his junk food occasionally. Of course this makes him feel justified in eating entire meals worth of mine, and won’t take no for an answer. I have stopped doing this, but he keeps on claiming that I am still doing it as a way to justify him doing it back…

At any rate, he tends to have enough money to be able to buy nice toys, like a 2001 Supercharged Corvette Convertible and a GIGANTIC Special Edition Dodge Hemi Truck. Well he just got sick of his Corvette. So on a whim he sold it to a dealership in Tennessee who gave him $29000 for it as a trade, so that he could use it towards the purchase of a NEW toy.

NOW he owns a 2005 Ford Mustang GT Rouche (the r0uche part means that it comes supercharged). This thing is mean looking, ironically it has the same paint scheme as his truck, Black with Silver Stripes… When you open the hood, there are mirrors under the hood.

Now I do think the carbonfiber dash looks kind of cheap, but the seats are really nice to make up for it. Sadly it is only a 5spd, his vette was a 6spd, and a convertible.

Well what this means to me. It means that he will probably keep driving it in rain and halfway bad weather, which means he will not let me have a garage spot again in winter (yes he is a dick with that, it’s a 3 car garage but he feels entitled to all 3 spots so that he can park at a ridiculous angle in the garage…grr… I have always had a spot during the winter at least.

Well perhaps I should of stayed selling cars so that I could be able to buy the house from him and get rid of him in a year, but I didn’t so now I have to live with that. My car still leaks oil anyways, which is a big pain in the ass.

I do have a temporary reprieve, as he just went to Las Vegas again today. He tends to do that a lot….

Actually I kind of feel sorry for him. I mean his lack of social etiquette and overall personality will prevent him from ever having a girlfriend, so he uses his pent up frustration to insult other people. This and (at age 32) he still watches professional wrestling, and NOT just for the hot chicks who walk around slapping each other in lingerie.

               

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