Not Even a Double Wide

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 | Uncategorized

I forgot to mention the ‘missing link’ guy I met yesterday.

I went to fix some lady’s computer. She lived in a trailer park by the airport. Now I wasn’t judging them for that, at least not until I met her boyfriend. First when I got there the lady asked me to park somewhere else so that her boyfriend would be able to park up front. There was a spot right by me a couple feet further away, but whatever, odd but no big deal. I was working on the computer when the boyfriend came home. He shook my hand, if you could call it seemed that he wanted to prove how much of a man he was by giving me the hardest grip he could possibly give.

He was drunk, and started telling us how this guy had flipped him off for his driving even though he was driving perfectly. So he said that he would of been home 15 minutes earlier except that he got pissed off and spun around and followed the driver that flipped him off all the way to sun prarie before he lost him. He said that the guy was very lucky that he didn’t get out of the car or else he would of smacked him around a bit since he wasn’t doing anything wrong.

Then this guy is trying to force me to eat their food. He won’t take no for an answer and not wanting to piss him off I finally accepted an extremely small piece of Key Lime Pie. Then after I ate that he tried to force me to eat an ice cream bar, which I refused. The lady was just trying to tell me that he likes to “share good things”.

Then he made some comment about how people can’t really swim, and how he can because he dragged 2 bodies back a ways (before he had to push them away in self preservation).

Now I got done and out of there as fast as I could, even though the guy wanted me to stay longer… yeah right… but I gotta say, THAT is why shows like cops exist!!!!! I mean I found myself looking to see if the girlfriend had bruises on her face.

See the guy kept trying to “make me understand” everything. I HAD to understand how good the pie was or else he was going to make me understand. I have always been interested in psychology and consider myself very good with lots of diverse people, but I do not understand how people can become like him, and then how other people can be attracted to people like him!

               

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