List of bullshit injuries…

Monday, April 11th, 2005 | Uncategorized

So I decided I am not going to get injured anymore, at least not for another couple weeks. But to do that I thought I would write down all the bullshit stupid injuries I have gotten in the past few days.

Bee sting (aka gored by a rhino), skinned spot on arm, stiff neck (can’t turn it even 90 degrees to the left), fat bloody lip, left foot twisted ankle, soldiering iron burn (from a soldiering iron that “can’t burn you”), right foot twisted ankle (separate occasion, not as bad as left).

I think that’s it, but that has all happened within the last week! Not to mention every one of them could of been avoided and happened in completely stupid ways! It’s a bad streak, and I plan to break it… no more injuries damn it!

Good Times

               

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