Cock Gobbler

Friday, April 29th, 2005 | Uncategorized

My roommate can be a real fucking prick sometimes. So all winter long we happily coexist in the 3 car garage, his truck, my car, and his corvette. Well come summer he kicks me out of the garage. Now this is bullshit because all 3 of our vehicles fit in the garage, their doors open fine, etc….

Well I figured it was just because the one garage door did not have an opener and he is very lazy so he does not want to get out of his car. So I offered to pay for a garage door opener, or just take the spot with none if he did not want that. Hey the perfect solution for his lazy ass.

See when he kicks me out of the garage he uses 2 spots for his corvette, hell he goes at a weird angle just to hit those 2 spots, and if he left 2 more inches clearance all the vehicles would fit, he does it all winter / spring.

I asked him tonight to come up with one good reason why he needs to take 2 spots, especially if I am willing to pay for a garage door opener, and he came up with “because” and after about 30 of those “because it’s been that way for the last 5 years”.

What a load of bullshit, my friends already avoid coming to my house because they don’t want to be around him. There are advantages to living here as well, but it would be a much greater advantage if he would grow up and act like the 30 year old adult that he is.

               

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