Blog Monster Vs. Sleep Demon

Sunday, November 20th, 2005 | Uncategorized

Ok so normal people after a long night of drinking come home, go to the bathroom and go to bed. I am not one of those people.

I come home, go to the men’s room (the one that doesn’t make a flushing noise), drink some water and sit down to write blog posts, and perhaps end the night/morning by studying this new porno that just mysteriously appeared in my download directory tonight (for clues as to why it’s there… of course …).

Hmm… WTF????

Is it because I cannot sleep? No, I can pretty much sleep on command so long as it is only one time per day. Is it because I feel sick and dizzy? No, I don’t feel sick OR dizzy.

It is actually fairly time consuming writing these posts, so maybe it’s just that by doing it at 3-4am I had nothing else scheduled except sleep, so by writing posts now I am getting things done without wasting my time tomorrow, since I know I won’t really sleep much longer to compensate for it.

Honestly thought I think the real reason is that I write funnier stuff after I have had a few drinks since I have no reason to not say exactly what I am thinking then. Perhaps it is just an unwritten rule (unwritten, heh) but nobody has ever said “don’t drink and write”, perhaps for the same reason that people don’t say “musicians should not do drugs, it ruins the music”.

Also the posts I write at this hour I tend to not proofread, or spellcheck (since I don’t want the stress of spellcheck =ing grandmotherfucker ever again, see post archives for details)… Which to somebody who actually gives a shit, gives them something to feel smart about. I mean OBVIOUSLY u r smrtr thn m3 2 note-iss gram-err 3rr0r5 and bad spelin.

The beauty of this plan is that even with me blatantly telling you my psychological strategy to make you all into smartass’, you will still without question continue to feel smug everytime you come across one of my fukupz. What’s worse is not that I made it a conscious process you will actually THINK about how smart you are and how you are turning into a smartass! I just can’t loose here!

Well good times, great drinks, 3 posts nailed down for now… I’m off to my next step towards sleep…. ciao!

               

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