90%

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 | Stolen

Ok, so if you couldn’t tell by the post title, I figure I am feeling about 90% better. I was going to not write anything at all except 90% and see how many people caught on, but I knew that was futile.

Then I thought: I should instead go to uglypeople.com and get a nasty picture and call it “before today” and then get a picture of Antonio Banderas and call it “after today”, knowing THEN you would understand the 90%… However I realized that neither my worst days nor my best days would I rate in either extreme…

Then I thought: “why the hell did so many people go to see The March of Penguins when the ONLY previews for it were of people saying how much they enjoyed it?”, but I quickly realized that thought doesn’t further this post at all!

Then I thought: perhaps all I need to do is say that I slept through an entire night and didn’t remember any crazy ass dreams and instinctively you would know that I was 90% better, but I pondered that only long enough to know that some people don’t read my posts in oldest-newest first order, and well others…. they are just lucky to be able to read, so getting them to try to make associations between connected ideas spanning multiple days…. that’s just wack.

Then I thought: I think too god damn much, it will probably be better just spell it out for them in the first paragraph so that I can save myself the effort of trying to come up with a way to trick them into understanding

Then I thought: I really don’t have anything interesting to write about tonight, so maybe I should really embed subliminal messages inside this post, knowing that if I mention them, even more people will look for them and then the messages will become even more clear and focused and will be so much more effective at teaching you all the things that I want you to learn. You will be so focused that you will read this post again, just to try to figure out what dark shit I am trying to embed into your brains. Yet all the while, you are only furthering my cause own while trying to discover it for yourself.

Then I thought: ………………………………. …………………………………. …………………………………… …………………………………………………. ……………………………… …………………………………………………. ……………………………………. .. ………………………………………………………………………….. ………………. ……………….. ……………….. ……………………………………………………………. …………………………………..
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Then I thought:

…they probably won’t believe me that I stuck subliminal messages in here anyways, but that is just because they are incapable of discovering all 4 different types!!!!

               

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