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Stuff and Junk

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 | Site Updates

Well nothing is actually happeneing here, so I can’t really report what is going on.

I mean I could tell you that I have sat around all day watching The Dead Zone, Pretender, and John Doe and pretty much nothing else, but then you would be jealous so instead I will just paste some Richard Cheese lyrics here (and remember to read them in the style of Lounge Singer):

Do you feel that?
Ohhhh shit…

Wah ah ah ah
Wah ah ah ah

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me.

I can see inside you the sickness is rising
It seems that all that was good has died
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
Now that you’ve woken up the demon in me.

BOBBY, WILL YA GIVE IT TO ME?

Wah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.

Why can’t you just fuck off and die
And get down with the sickness
FUCK YOU, I don’t need this shit
I’m down with the sickness
You stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore
Get down with the sickness

Here it comes
Get ready to die

Get ready to die.

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2 Comments to Stuff and Junk

Jacob Jacob
February 18, 2006

richard cheese sure is an interesting cat (along with his name). My appriciation of the lounge singer has increased ten-fold because of him.

Jamez Jamez
February 20, 2006

My sister pointed out to me that this post is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS when played by my “stephen hawking auto-podcast” that is accessed by clicking speaker icon on thesmartass.info/

Seriously, Very Funny

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