Return to the Hottub

Sunday, February 26th, 2006 | Site Updates

So I have been gone for awhile, and I am now back to civilization. Everybody was asking today “what will be the first thing you do when you get out?”, to which I had no real reply. What I actually did was try to help somebody get their frozen car started, then gave a friend a ride to the bus stop.

Ok, first thing I did when I got home was clean up after my slobby-ass roommate and then go grocery shopping.

As odd as it sounds, I will miss being there. I made many new friends, gave out like 50 business cards, some of which I am fairly certain that will end up buying some of my services. I lost a couple pounds, to which I can only attribute to eating 4 consistent meals a day since the food was not all that healthy ;)

I can best describe the experience as a recall to high school when my basement was the local hangout. There were friends over virtually all the time, and there was always something fun going on.

My foot is about 95% better. I don’t think I should go running yet this week, but I am glad to know that it was just some stupid muscle problem.

My labrat experiment on the labrat’s has concluded early with the result being that Mark is never allowed to come back to a study again. That happened because he had sex with the nasty testosterone girl that I mentioned the other day, and they told everybody about it. Overall the results were leaning towards avoidance on the group I talked to anyways so the results were as expected anyways.

Also as an unexpected side effect to my omnipotent presence, I have added several phrases to people’s frequent vocabulary, such as Good Times, yep yep, and the horse you rode in on….. Even mannerisms that I have explained like “just smile and nod” seem to have sunk in.

I even collected a bunch of “your so great” comments from the pretty ladies in the study when I was saying bye. One told me that I was an “excellent multi-faceted resource that she wanted to utilize”, and another said “you are a fantastic guy who will make some girl very happy someday”, and (to which I am sure my mother will appreciate) “You are a great guy, your mother sure raised you right”.

Though the comments were good for my ego, I know I still don’t look like Brad Pit, and will therefore will continue to have to work at finding a woman that doesn’t just want to be my friend.

Well, at least I am back to being able to use the hottub. It tends to melt away my worries and take my mind off of things. Of course to prevent it from being that simple, I had to shovel my way out to the hottub ;)

I mean it won’t be long until the weather is nice again in Wisconsin and though I would still like to move to some other country, at this point that is not yet an option, so I am probably just stuck here for awhile.

               

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