I am soon going to start a section just junk like this. It will be called the “Wall of Shame” and will go right next to the “Wall of Fame” (also a work in progress), so that people can feel better about themselves for not being so stupid.

If you haven’t read the previous post you should read that too. Today I got a good laugh before I banned this kid from my website.

Originally he had just emailed me very stupid questions about how to play games, because he was too stupid to find the pull-down menu at the top of the page. However then he kept emailing me… Read to see the full back/forth on this guy.

Mike Says: hay smart ass how come none of youre games work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSA Says: As if.

They all work just fine

Java.com > download newest java

Then be sure to click on applet and use the controls listed in menu.

Mike Says: I have java and they dont work fine!

TSA Says: To humor you, I just tested both the sega and the nes

They work just fine in both firefox and internet explorer.

Something wrong with your browser if u can’t load them.

If u see white or gray box with an x you don’t have java Just Microsoft java which is NOT java.

Mike Says: I to have fire fox and the regualar internet and i have2 kinds of javas that i downloaded!

TSA Says: What is your Exact problem.

Take a screenshot if possible.

Mike Says: ok listen on my laptop I checked if it had java and it did and then when I went on thesmartass.info I went on games and I went on nes games and then it showed a picture of donkey kong and then when i put my mouse on him itsaid 2180 or 180 games playabelle online.

TSA Says: Um, clicking the picture just reloads the page

The menus with all the games in them are at the top of the page…. Little pull-down menus.

Mike Says: what aree the controls?

TSA Says: All the controls are in the menu above the games And on the front page And in the forums

They are a bit different for each emulator.

Mike Says: thanks for the help but what letters are a and bthanks for the help but what letters are a and b

Mike Says: Can you please put less bad pics on your web?

TSA Says: Haha.. No.

But feel free to go directly to the page of your choice.

thesmartass.info/sega

or

/nes
/othergames
/theater

Etc…

Mike Says: I wouldnt sleep If I were you Im three blox away from you I have any kind of weapon that can kill u.I even have a lock pic because my dad friends with the cia fbi and the army

TSA Says: Maybe you do. Lets see… Your name is Mikael Mortikyan. You live near Los Angeles, CA.. It is a unique spelling of your name so I am guessing you were named after your grandfather, who was born in 1953 and is currently living at 1488 Allen Ave in Pasadena… But this is just a guess and I have only done 30 seconds of research. I could be wrong, I mean your IP address actually ends in Irvine CA… But still if I am, a threat is typically enough to get a subpoena from your DSL Provider to release your address and I don’t appreciate being threatened.

So tell ya what. You can walk down the street and just nock on my door and I will teach you how to properly use the lock pick you posess to break into my place.

It’s the least I can do since I know you will have lots of free time now that I have banned you from my website.

~Have a nice day.