More Crap People Email Me!!
Friday, July 25th, 2008 | Site Updates
I am soon going to start a section just junk like this. It will be called the “Wall of Shame” and will go right next to the “Wall of Fame” (also a work in progress), so that people can feel better about themselves for not being so stupid.
If you haven’t read the previous post you should read that too. Today I got a good laugh before I banned this kid from my website.
Originally he had just emailed me very stupid questions about how to play games, because he was too stupid to find the pull-down menu at the top of the page. However then he kept emailing me… Read to see the full back/forth on this guy.
Mike Says: hay smart ass how come none of youre games work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TSA Says: As if.
They all work just fine
Java.com > download newest java
Then be sure to click on applet and use the controls listed in menu.
Mike Says: I have java and they dont work fine!
TSA Says: To humor you, I just tested both the sega and the nes
They work just fine in both firefox and internet explorer.
Something wrong with your browser if u can’t load them.
If u see white or gray box with an x you don’t have java Just Microsoft java which is NOT java.
Mike Says: I to have fire fox and the regualar internet and i have2 kinds of javas that i downloaded!
TSA Says: What is your Exact problem.
Take a screenshot if possible.
Mike Says: ok listen on my laptop I checked if it had java and it did and then when I went on thesmartass.info I went on games and I went on nes games and then it showed a picture of donkey kong and then when i put my mouse on him itsaid 2180 or 180 games playabelle online.
TSA Says: Um, clicking the picture just reloads the page
The menus with all the games in them are at the top of the page…. Little pull-down menus.
Mike Says: what aree the controls?
TSA Says: All the controls are in the menu above the games And on the front page And in the forums
They are a bit different for each emulator.
Mike Says: thanks for the help but what letters are a and bthanks for the help but what letters are a and b
Mike Says: Can you please put less bad pics on your web?
TSA Says: Haha.. No.
But feel free to go directly to the page of your choice.
thesmartass.info/sega
or
/nes
/othergames
/theater
Etc…
Mike Says: I wouldnt sleep If I were you Im three blox away from you I have any kind of weapon that can kill u.I even have a lock pic because my dad friends with the cia fbi and the army
TSA Says: Maybe you do. Lets see… Your name is Mikael Mortikyan. You live near Los Angeles, CA.. It is a unique spelling of your name so I am guessing you were named after your grandfather, who was born in 1953 and is currently living at 1488 Allen Ave in Pasadena… But this is just a guess and I have only done 30 seconds of research. I could be wrong, I mean your IP address actually ends in Irvine CA… But still if I am, a threat is typically enough to get a subpoena from your DSL Provider to release your address and I don’t appreciate being threatened.
So tell ya what. You can walk down the street and just nock on my door and I will teach you how to properly use the lock pick you posess to break into my place.
It’s the least I can do since I know you will have lots of free time now that I have banned you from my website.
~Have a nice day.
4 Comments to More Crap People Email Me!!
Scorched!
…but with all respects, I request to be the first on the “Wall of Infamy” (or however you spell that word…)
Why? Well, as far as I know, no one can say they have an forum title possessing both “Worthless Creator of Posts” and the word “Mangina” or anything lamer than that =D
…other than that, I thought you could buy lock-picks at your nearest dollar store and that they weren’t just “FBI-exclusives…”
TimJuly 25, 2008
nice bluff call, even w/out the LE experience…u should by a gun (glock), it gives me an extra sense of security.
WerewolfJuly 28, 2008
Threats of violence over the internet are always valid. You should hide in fear, this is clearly an 8 year old with a vast array of military experience. I’m afraid you may not have long to live TSA…. I call dibs on the server!
ghostyJuly 28, 2008
…hmm, I’m thinking how funny it is the kid went from “Thanks for help man” to “Your pics suck,” and finally to the big “I have all these weapons to kill you with!”
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