I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.
Sunday, November 12th, 2006 | Rants
Yes, it’s a quote by Mel Brooks. It is here because my site needs new quotes. I took down the quotes on new design because, though over 500 exist, most of them are too “positive-reinforcement” and NOT “Smartass”. So start finding smartass quotes. You can post them in the comments, or if you have a big list you can just email me or use contact form on site.
Oh, and on a only quasi-related matter, I discovered yesterday that the search engines look wrong in IE6, they aren’t centered or fit right. I have 7 and can’t really test changing it, so until I get more time to experiment and compare elsewhere it will stay broken, since though it doesn’t look right, it still works.
5 Comments to I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.
”You’re ice cubes bitch!!! - Snowmen Hunters, ep. 1
Fuck the fucking fuckers!
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.” - ??
“‘I dropped my parents back to the airport today….They leave tommorow” - ??
stuff like old naked gun quotes is always good:
“like a blind man at an orgy, i was gonna have to feel my way through”
“like a midget at a urinal, i was gonna have to stay on my toes”
-Remember school? The place you go to learn to communicate, and all they do is tell you to shut up?
-The only person who ever actually listens to both sides of the argument is the guy in the next apartment.
-Okay, who put a ”stop payment” on my reality check?
-Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
-The Truth is Out There… but I lost the URL.
-Wisdom is knowing when to RTFM - Common Sense is doing this out of sight of those that admire your wisdom
-Be wary of geeks bearing GIFs.
-It’s as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
-Yeah, but you’re taking the universe out of context.
Ok, ok… I will stop giving examples and start writing these down in new quote database…
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November 12, 2006