Do your elbows taste good? Mine do…

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 | Rants

To answer my own question I need to first figure out where the fuck the mosquitoes are coming from. I live in AZ and there is no grass or a pool here. So no water, no mosquitoes… so now I am even more confused.

Ok so next, why the elbow? I mean not just one but both elbows! Ok well the skin is thinner there, and I do have damn sexy elbows… but then again, I am a computer guy, I’m always sitting and have my elbows on a recliner.

Ok perhaps it happened while I was sleeping. I mean I open my windows when I go to bed and there is a screen but maybe they squeeze through. I mean they are little satan spawns after all.

I guess they might avoid my face since I currently have a full beard and that would be a pain in the ass to navigate through.

Conclusion: From the ideas here I have surmised that they are hiding in a dark corner of hell however they are still too big for my screen so they go in through the doggie door with the dog that is always going in and out. Then they come and sting me all over everywhere (though they still prefer my sexy elbows) and I just have enough self control to not scratch it except my elbows because I still don’t scratch that but rather I am either moving my arms/elbows or sitting in a recliner where my elbows are rubbing against arm of chair, since I rarely stay in one position for long.

What have I learned: Nothing, I still hate mosquitoes and am annoyed that they found some place to spawn here since I was quite happy to be bug free.

               

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