Comments on: The Place to Stay Solution? http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/the-place-to-stay-solution.htm Just Smile and Nod... Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:22:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Karma http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/the-place-to-stay-solution.htm/comment-page-1#comment-20783 Karma Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:23:21 +0000 http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/the-place-to-stay-solution.htm#comment-20783 This is pure Kevin right here... Memorize the following and use it to get laid. Seriously, memorize it and tell that to any girl worth fucking and you are in... "Here is a conspiracy theory for you...I theorize that it is a conspiracy of some sort that I have totally seen WAY more UFOs than I have seen vaginas in the last few months. Now THAT is an INCREDIBLE conspiracy theory innit? Thats fucking SPECTACULAR! Would you like to see a UFO? (Now you have to laugh. Really, laugh but like a giggle.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (After a very brief giggle, say..."Now if you heard a come-on line like that in any bar, any place, any night ever you would swoon like a star-struck teenager gazing dreamily into the aether (or just simply Space), wouldn't you?" (If they are still giggling proceed with this...) Bonus joke... Why do they call them a 'come on' line when they are a 'put off' more often then anything gets came on? Then simply say "Is my come-on line working?" and you are in her mouth. This is pure Kevin right here…

Memorize the following and use it to get laid. Seriously, memorize it and tell that to any girl worth fucking and you are in…

“Here is a conspiracy theory for you…I theorize that it is a conspiracy of some sort that I have totally seen WAY more UFOs than I have seen vaginas in the last few months.

Now THAT is an INCREDIBLE conspiracy theory innit? Thats fucking SPECTACULAR!

Would you like to see a UFO?

(Now you have to laugh. Really, laugh but like a giggle.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (After a very brief giggle, say…”Now if you heard a come-on line like that in any bar, any place, any night ever you would swoon like a star-struck teenager gazing dreamily into the aether (or just simply Space), wouldn’t you?”

(If they are still giggling proceed with this…)
Bonus joke…
Why do they call them a ‘come on’ line when they are a ‘put off’ more often then anything gets came on?

Then simply say “Is my come-on line working?” and you are in her mouth.

]]> By: Karma http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/the-place-to-stay-solution.htm/comment-page-1#comment-20772 Karma Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:23:10 +0000 http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/the-place-to-stay-solution.htm#comment-20772 That would be a great deal man! Visualize it happening. Then you'd be bring all the fly hunnys out to your slick apartment, and they would get all slick and then you would too go Slip and Sliding! Carry on soldier! That would be a great deal man! Visualize it happening. Then you’d be bring all the fly hunnys out to your slick apartment, and they would get all slick and then you would too go Slip and Sliding!

Carry on soldier!

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