The Crap people email me.

Friday, June 20th, 2008 | Life

Can you believe the crap people email me on a daily basis? I mean am I a known resource for dealing with stupid people? I get at least 5 emails a week like this, but this time I was encouraged to publish it. So let the public embarrassment begin:

hay man i really need help i was being stupid and download some anti vires softwere that in the end i have to pay for my first request is help me get ride of them there macking my computer really slow and my secound is that is there any good anti vires softwere thats free with no bull shit? that would really help a lot becase im ready to throw my computer out the window. its an xp.

CASEY

5 Comments to The Crap people email me.

Mississippi Mississippi
June 20, 2008

He is a dumb ass

Favorite Mom Favorite Mom
June 20, 2008

It sounds to me like CASEY is too stupid to own a computer in the first place. The first thing he needs to do is go back to second grade so he can learn about punctuation and sentence structure. At the very least he needs to find the spell checker on that computer–although much of his spelling is SO BAD that the spell checker wouldn’t be able to help him.

I realize that email is considered to be informal and that generally speaking, people aren’t overly concerned with spelling and punctuation. However, even email should have enough punctuation and properly spelled words that the average moron with half a brain can understand what you are trying to talk about.

CASEY, I’m glad you at least admitted that you were being stupid. That’s a start. But for your own sake I hope you will at least learn to type well enough that you don’t advertise to the whole world that you are totally stupid ALL of the time.

Ghosty Ghosty
June 20, 2008

Heh, “Macking?”

Kudos to CASEY for finding me a new word to add to my “Invent a word!” thread=D

…now if only I can decipher what it means…

Girl Says Girl Says
June 26, 2008

“The Crap people email me.”
That still fucking cracks me up…. lmao

LikeaLOLLIPOP LikeaLOLLIPOP
June 29, 2008

CASEY must be mentally challenged and maybe should not own a computer at all, that way he would’nt have to say/ask for help w/a problem he created himself DUMBAZZ…no i’ll b nyce this time…NOT!!!

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