So last night I went to the Tilted Kilt to watch UFC for free. Now because of me blowing off Rob the other night I said I would pay for the next meal myself. No big deal right? Well at Kilt we have always purchased 80oz pitchers of Smithwicks…. Mmm Good beer. Well, tonight they said they got rid of the pitchers and got 20oz glasses instead. Obviously this is not the same, but we didn’t think anything of it, nor ask the price.

We were drinking slow, and enjoying the fights and the waitresses. Oh yeah, the money clip. That was my interpretation of our waitress’ change storage system. She had her little plaid bra stuffed on the sides with big wads of cash. She was also smokin’ hot, but point being… damn, what a great money clip….

Anyways we were drinkin’ slow and only had 6 beers total between us both, and then we had food too but just little $8 fish / burgers. Well she hands me the bill at the end of the night and I about shit myself. We were not drunk or even that buzzed, and yet I paid $71.05 for the bill, and that was with only a $10 tip. Yes, that’s right, the jacked the beer prices way up for those 20oz beer. $6.50 a beer for good beer, which if you calculate it out is like paying $26 a pitcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Considering a pitcher would of given us 2½ glasses each at the 16oz variety, I would have only paid $14 for beer, $16 for food and even if I had been more generous on the tip I would of only paid $8 or $9 on tip. Yes, less than $40, but instead it cost me $71.05!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so the girls there are hot.… and the beer is tasty….. but had I known that I would of been drinking the “crown royal special” that night for $2.50 a piece, or some other lesser beer.

See what really chaps my ass is this prevented me from going to see my friends Punk Band perform. Well it only prevented me because I have a moderation issue and would of ended up spending at least $20 there as well, which I can’t afford until I get a paycheck again!

Yeah no joke, my insurance just got up and cost me $182 for 1 month, my rate sucks for 2 reasons: 1) everybody’s rates suck in AZ but it’s law to have it here so they don’t care and 2) That bullshit ticket I got because my father told the police officer I was there on a day that I “passed a school bus”, even though I did nothing wrong, it cost me $399 and destroyed insurance rates. …. So this check I paid for that, car payment, credit card, insurance, etc.. After last night I have nothing but the $60 in my wallet to get me through till paycheck. Bah.

Oh yeah, happy Bunny Day