That Burning Sensation
Saturday, July 7th, 2007 | Life
Don’t you hate it when your asshole is in agonizing pain, and you can’t focus on the tasks you need to do because all you can think about is how bad it hurts every time you move your ass? Then you think perhaps this was caused by the fact that you just dropped a load the size of Kansas, so you think, damn, I wish I could describe this agonizing pain caused by something resembling Kansas to somebody, but it’s about your asshole and you know better. So then you figure, damn, I should write a blog post about it because I could relate it back to what you’re doing since it might be funny to point out what a pain in the ass project you were working on, say perhaps search engine optimization on an AJAX based website, but then again you REALLY know better than to do such a thing because it’s just way to personal and nobody appreciates hearing that kind of thing anyways!
Yeah, I would hate that…/span>
1 Comment to That Burning Sensation
EAT MORE HOT SAUCE. IT will help burn kansas up first, then it will come out alot faster with little less pain. Makre sure you have ice cream next to you afterwards. makes you feel like you deserve a treat for finishing such a wonderful task for the day
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