Subconscious Driving
Thursday, December 28th, 2006 | Life
Still driving…. Going to make it in one shot…. Thought it’s late and I have already talked to all the people on the phone that I could rationalize calling. Every time I get a phone call I am magically awakened for a little longer, but alas, No more calls… Ah fuck it, time to sleep.
Doh, I forgot my power nap mp3’s. Well all they did was use brain waves to put me into stage 1 sleep and wake me up in 26 minutes, surely at this point I can just fall asleep and using alarm wake myself up in 26 minutes and get the same stage 1 sleep benefit.
Sleep, sleep, sleep, ALARM, grrr, drive.
Oh shit, maybe the cops will figure out it’s me if I don’t make it to that exit before them. Damn I’m tired, but no time to sleep. I have to catch a criminal (who also happens to be me, but they don’t know that). Man, if I don’t get there first I will totally get busted…..
… (nearly 50 miles of actual driving later) Ok, I have passed all the checkpoints(exits) that I need except one, and the cops are too stupid to figure out that it was me from just the last point, but if I don’t pull over and sleep I am going to fall asleep at the wheel and die and what good would that do me?
[6 or 7 hours later]
Whoa… what the fuck was I doing. Damn, I was dreaming and driving… Bad mojo
Next time I better sleep sooner than later because having your subconscious control your conscious actions is crazy dangerous…
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