Octopus Love

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 | Life

[10:36:19 AM] Mom says: ok, was just wondering how your vacation from all technology went
[10:37:09 AM] James says: not bad… drove around entire island on a scooter one day
[10:37:26 AM] Mom says: sounds like fun
[10:37:28 AM] James says: also cut myself on some coral while escaping from an angry octopus one day…. You know, just the usual stuff
[10:37:55 AM] Mom says: why did you want to escape?
[10:38:11 AM] James says: because this other guy pissed it off and it started to shoot ink at us
[10:38:32 AM] Mom says: it was probably a female octopus who wanted to get all 8 arms around you
[10:38:37 AM] James says: haha, that’s it
[10:39:04 AM] Mom says: the ink was just so nobody else could see the nasty things you were doing

5 Comments to Octopus Love

Kiwii Kiwii
May 31, 2008

xD <3 you’re moms amazing aha

TOM TOM
May 31, 2008

SURE THAT EIGHT LEGGED WOMEN WAS NOT WHAT THEY CALL A OCTOPUSSY

Favorite Mom Favorite Mom
June 7, 2008

Thanks, Kiwii! Be sure to tell that goofy son of mine how amazing I am…I think he forgets sometimes :-)

ghosty ghosty
June 7, 2008

That’s quite disturbing in a mild matter, no?

Tim D. Tim D.
June 18, 2008

No need to escape this ink spitting monster. Grab on tenticle tightly with your right hand while stepping on another with your left foot. Proceed to stare directly into its eyes and tell it ur the man. Next, do a whirl-wind type whipping action w/ it around ur head until it gets dizzy, let go into the wind and it will retreat. Good luck

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