Octopus Love
[10:36:19 AM] Mom says: ok, was just wondering how your vacation from all technology went
[10:37:09 AM] James says: not bad… drove around entire island on a scooter one day
[10:37:26 AM] Mom says: sounds like fun
[10:37:28 AM] James says: also cut myself on some coral while escaping from an angry octopus one day…. You know, just the usual stuff
[10:37:55 AM] Mom says: why did you want to escape?
[10:38:11 AM] James says: because this other guy pissed it off and it started to shoot ink at us
[10:38:32 AM] Mom says: it was probably a female octopus who wanted to get all 8 arms around you
[10:38:37 AM] James says: haha, that’s it
[10:39:04 AM] Mom says: the ink was just so nobody else could see the nasty things you were doing