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Octopus Love

May28

[10:36:19 AM] Mom says: ok, was just wondering how your vacation from all technology went
[10:37:09 AM] James says: not bad… drove around entire island on a scooter one day
[10:37:26 AM] Mom says: sounds like fun
[10:37:28 AM] James says: also cut myself on some coral while escaping from an angry octopus one day…. You know, just the usual stuff
[10:37:55 AM] Mom says: why did you want to escape?
[10:38:11 AM] James says: because this other guy pissed it off and it started to shoot ink at us
[10:38:32 AM] Mom says: it was probably a female octopus who wanted to get all 8 arms around you
[10:38:37 AM] James says: haha, that’s it
[10:39:04 AM] Mom says: the ink was just so nobody else could see the nasty things you were doing

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  • Tim D.
    No need to escape this ink spitting monster. Grab on tenticle tightly with your right hand while stepping on another with your left foot. Proceed to stare directly into its eyes and tell it ur the man. Next, do a whirl-wind type whipping action w/ it around ur head until it gets dizzy, let go into the wind and it will retreat. Good luck
  • ghosty
    That's quite disturbing in a mild matter, no?
  • Favorite Mom
    Thanks, Kiwii! Be sure to tell that goofy son of mine how amazing I am...I think he forgets sometimes :-)
  • TOM
    SURE THAT EIGHT LEGGED WOMEN WAS NOT WHAT THEY CALL A OCTOPUSSY
  • Kiwii
    xD <3 you're moms amazing aha
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