So yesterday I was getting a sandwich from Tropical Smoothie’s and all of a sudden this old guy gets up and starts mumbling about a joke and then touches my ass!!!!!!!!!! I was freaking out for a second before I realized that there had been a sticker on my ass. Yes, that’s right. Because I have to markup the cost of parts that I sell for work, I removed a sticker that said “Price Reduced: $28.48″ and threw it in my car.

I did not realize that I had then sat on the price reduced sticker. Yes, that’s right. I was for sale, and sadly my only offer was a creepy old guy who grabs first and explains later.

Still a little creeped out, I said thanks just to try to make it a little less awkward. I do believe that though it was a nice thing to do by removing it, it would have been nicer if he just came up in FRONT of me and told me that there was a sticker on my ass and that I should probably pull it off.