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No Creepy Old Guy, Don’t Touch My Ass!!!

November17

So yesterday I was getting a sandwich from Tropical Smoothie’s and all of a sudden this old guy gets up and starts mumbling about a joke and then touches my ass!!!!!!!!!! I was freaking out for a second before I realized that there had been a sticker on my ass. Yes, that’s right. Because I have to markup the cost of parts that I sell for work, I removed a sticker that said “Price Reduced: $28.48″ and threw it in my car.

I did not realize that I had then sat on the price reduced sticker. Yes, that’s right. I was for sale, and sadly my only offer was a creepy old guy who grabs first and explains later.

Still a little creeped out, I said thanks just to try to make it a little less awkward. I do believe that though it was a nice thing to do by removing it, it would have been nicer if he just came up in FRONT of me and told me that there was a sticker on my ass and that I should probably pull it off.

posted under Life, Smartass
  • ng66
    $28.48 and the price was reduced?! Well, that’s a steal! Let’s see, for $28.48 (plus tax, I’m assuming) I could have a happy little computer all healthy and quick, a new mini cooper at my disposal (I also assume your car would come with the deal), and someone who could reach things that are too high for me even on my tip-toes… Hmmmm, do you take checks? How about credit cards? We have an extra bed in the basement… Of course, I’m sure so does the creepy old ass grabber but our doesn’t have restraints…
  • a huge ass blowout! buy now at half price! :D
    sorry, couldn’t resist. were you able to enjoy your smoothie and sandwich after that? Panic and a quick calm are known to make you enjoy things better…or not. dependent on the person.
  • hahaha… yeah…..

  • Antonio Banderas
    you are lucky the old guy didn’t ask if you could break a fifty.
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