Heart Attack Grill and Tilted Kilt }; >~

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Heart Attack Grill and Tilted Kilt }; >~

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 | Life

So the other night I needed a burger. So Rob told me of a place he hadn’t been yet but had heard of. Lucky for us, it was only a couple miles away (like everything around here). It was called Heart Attack Grill, and if we didn’t like it The Tilted Kilt was just down the street (another personal favorite and in a similar genre).

So we pulled in and it was kind of a hidden little dive. You go in and there was some guy playing acoustic guitar and a girl in a sexy little doctor’s outfit greets you at the door. You walk up to the bar and see 3 more girls in little nurses outfits who also greet you. They point at the wall and the couple pictures on it and say “That is the menu, that is all there is… if you want something else you are not going to get it”. See all they had was single-quadruple bypass burgers, Heart Attack fries (fried in pure lard), beer, and cigarettes. This was the entire menu. I decided to get a Single Bypass a Kiltlifter and JUST because I thought I should try them, some Heart Attack Fries.

Delivery of the items comes quick and as to not be outdone by the food the girls bend over to deliver the food (interesting building design causes this).

Well I managed to eat most of my burger and about 1/3 of my fries, and well… I am a big hungry guy. Rob and I converse about how people could possibly eat a Triple/Quadruple Bypass Of course the quadruple comes with “free wheelchair service” to escort you out to the car.

Upon finishing we left full and I drove less than a block away to “Tilted Kilt”, Another fine AZ establishment, here the girls are wearing little plaid skirts and tiny plaid bras and tied up white shirts. See this bar has other advantages as well, like high quality beer selection. So we get a couple pitchers of Smithwicks and enjoy the atmosphere.