Donchahateitwhencrapdrainsdownyourthroat?

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 | Life

I know I do.  Haven’t gotten very good sleep for past couple days.  Then today I was officially on the phone at GoDaddy all day.   So I am sitting on these calls sounding like I am loosing my voice because I didn’t want to cough up a lung.  Whoever invented mucus/flem/snot should be shot. 

Decided to make things worse for myself by getting a Gyro for dinner.  This local place will take whatever ingredients you get and absolutely stuff the living shit out of it.  What I need to learn how to do is to eat slower… (Yes I know Ken… You eat twice as fast as me, but I still eat crazy fast compared to most people who didn’t come from the military).

You been watchin’ 24?  Wow, Crazy….

Oh, my left eye is still freggin’ crazy.  Twitching at random and all, well last night it threw me a curve ball and decided to feel like it’s burning when I went to bed.  I swear it felt like when I put my big ass bag of cayenne pepper away and then went to the bathroom…. It was so bad that I got up and went outside to my car to get the drops of Visine that I bought to keep myself awake on my road trip.  Which helped, until I layed back down again, when it once again felt like burning.   Bah, whatever, I can still see today.

My beer tastes bad, 2 different brands.  This can’t be good.

I might be brining back Ask-a-Smartass.  Rob got it in his crawl that he wanted to make a question answer database form with some validation and shiznit.  As you know, I rather enjoyed answering AAS questions, but there was too much spam and I didn’t have a database.  Now the bitch of it is that I can’t use it unless it’s a rss/atom feed these days and I’m not so sure he will get that to pull from the database and dump into proper format, so that would once again mean I have to spend a shitton of time figuring out how to do that on another script.  Seriously people, I am not a php/sql programmer.  I hate programming…  I like css, which is NOT programming.  Bah, whatever. 

I wonder if Fox would care if I were to encode all of the episodes of John Doe and put them in Flash on my site.  Greatest tv show ever and most people have never heard of it, and you can’t just buy it on dvd!

So is anybody going to post articles to A Smartass Education besides me?  I made you all authors, own up.  It would be cool to come to my own site and see new content that I actually had to read!!!

Cough Cough, Hack, Hack,  Grr… It’s summer here, I should not have a cold. Last week our temps were at 105 degrees.  So far this week isn’t quite that so high, but still… Not the point.

               

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