That’s has happened to me a few times before and repeatedly throughout the day when it did happen, but then it just goes away…
Personally, I think it would have been cool if you DID find a creature under there just out to annoy you. You pull up your eyelid, see him, he sees you, throws you a nasty look annoyed that you bothered him while he was trying to bother you, grabbed your lid and slammed it back down and went back to work… Yeah, that would have been cool.
You can always go to the doctor and… Oh wait, you have that super duper job that pays you millions but no health insurance… Nevermind.

Don’t forget that he is never allowed to do anything during normal business hours but work… He never goes to the Dr. anyway. Ok, if it makes you feel better Kid, my RIGHT eyelid goes into twitching spasms on a fairly frequent basis with no provocation. I can go weeks and be fine, or I can have numerous attacks for a couple weeks straight, and then it goes away. I guess we balance out with the eye twiching. Nothing to worry about, it’s just another annoying part of our shared genes. Stupid parents and their no-good annoying genes!

bah, i refuse to believe I have any part of the family diseases… remember, you were greedy and took them all !

How selfish of you! I say make him happy and give him half. But don’t be mean, make it a good mix of crappy and fun ones…
Speaking of medical benefits, I just broke 2 years here and a nice little perk of that anniversary is that my boss is now paying my health insurance… Talk about a nice surprise… (o:

Maybe the twitching is a latent side-effect of one of your past Covance studies… Soon the middle toe on your left foot will twitch too! Oops, I wasn’t supposed to warn you about that. Gotta go now, I’m being watched.