All My TV Shows Are Going Away

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 | Life

So everything worth watching has either hit a season finale this week, or it has ENDED FOREVER.? I am a bit annoyed at this, and since I don’t have any sort of TV subscription (No satellite, and cable is NOT AN OPTION here), I can’t just fill in time with random discovery channel shows.

• Alias -> Gone FOREVER… Bastards… Especially now that she’s hot again (not pregnant)
• My Name is Earl -> Season Ended, but I don’t recall seeing any sort of crazy “last episode of the season madness” in it
• Lost -> Season Ended, this will be back for sure.? I think they will be Lost for years to come.
• Smallville -> Lana is still hot, but the season is ended
• Dead Zone -> I haven’t seen one of these since the “special” in December
• Eyes -> The show managed to get 13 episodes but it got them in UK when we wouldn’t air them and will be discontinued now
• Derren Brown - Tricks of the Mind ->6 episodes is NOT a season, come on!
• 24 -> Season Ended.? Damn What a Season!? IT will be hard to top…
• Prison Break - Season Ended with them being chased down while their airplane flew off without them.
• House -> Season Ended.? This is such a great “smartass” show
• Grey’s Anatomy -> Season Ended, Those dirty doctors, I tell ya…
• NCIS -> Season Ended, or possibly entire show since main character left.
• Numb3rs -> Season Ended
• Las Vegas -> Season Ended, it will come back for sure with all the hotties on it.
• Bones -> Season Ended? This one I don’t really care about, it’s ok, but not great and will probably not come back for another season.
• CSI -> I only watch orignal…. and season ended but it doesn’t matter because I didn’t watch it… I did however archive it and will probably have to watch it now that all other shows are gone!
• Family Guy -> Season might have ended… or it might have 1 left…
• Supernatural ->Season ended, I could live without this, but it’s not bad.

I am just hoping that these shows don’t end up like so many other great shows that have been shitcanned.? Like Jake 2.0 (think of it as a newer bionic man), Fastlane (they put “kelly” from saved by the bell in charge of some undercover crooks turned cops…), Jake in Progress (don’t name your show anything to do with Jake, I know of 3 shows that only made it half a season with Jake in the title), Brimstone (So satan, you say you will let me come back from the dead if I just kill off the people who escaped from hell…. sounds fair….), Firefly (well they at least made a movie “Serenity” to conclude firefly), LAX (heather locklear is the hottest 44 year old woman i’ve ever seen), and John Doe, which if you have ever spent any amount of time around me I would have forced you to watch.

If you have never seen any of these shows, thanks to the magic of bittorrent, you can watch all of them without commercials, so why not!?? Still, don’t be upset with me when they end never to return again.? Family Guy is the ONLY American show I have ever seen brought back to life after cancelation.? They I wouldn’t be surprised to see Firefly come back to life now that Sci-Fi channel bought the full show rights, because it would be more popular than the other crap they show on there ; )

I guess I can sit around and twiddle my thumbs… I hear it’s good for circulation…

               

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