You look scary with no hair…

haha… yeah… i think i look really good with the red hair and red eyes… I think I will have to get my eyes to change to red naturally… maybe with enough evil they do that naturally

you don’t have enough of Dr. Evil in you to accomplish that. you’re like the diet coke of evil, just not evil enough

Damn it… I don’t want to be the ”diet coke” of evil… I will have to work on that…

Hair, definitely hair!!
The guy on the left looks like he just wants to have a good time and laugh and play and act like a big goof (pretty accurate, I think)…
The guy on the right looks like torturing small animals in his back yard isn’t giving him the thrill it once did and he’s thinking about moving on to bigger and better victims…
Not to mention that without hair, your head looks HUGE! (o: Then again maybe the collar on your shirt is just really narrow… LOL

it’s huge… to hold all my massive brains of course…

So, going by that logic, you should also have about a 1000 pound body to hold your massive ego… (o:

it’s true… it’s just very condensed