How to Piss off a Skinhead

Friday, May 5th, 2006 | Helpful, Stolen

So as a Non-Mexican American, I don’t really give a shit about other countries holidays. Quite honestly I don’t actually give a shit about my own countries holidays either, except that it gives us great excuses to celebrate.

So in the same token, why not honor everybody’s holiday’s? Each one of them is an excuse to drink and have a good time… On that note we bring on Cinco De Mayo.

Since I am not a purist, I ate at a Japanese restaurant called Rza. Had some excellent Terriyaki Udon and a little bit of Sushi. Then it was on to the bars.

Went into a bar that I have been meaning to check out called “The Library”. I had seen this bar on E!’s old show “Wild On”. Basically it’s filled with super hot girls in tiny school girl outfits. All the walls are lined with books, there are various couches and several bars, and if this wasn’t enough… The girls get up and dance on top of the bar sometimes. Yes, this was a nice bar.

After awhile we left and drove to Scottsdale to meet up with some of Rob’s friends at another bar. Well I wasn’t digging the psychotic line just to pay a big ass cover just to get in a bar. I mean what makes a super crowded bar any better? So we bailed, and went to one down the street called “Sugar Daddy’s”. It had no line, was huge, and a much smaller cover.

Funny stories always happen while drinking… This one begins where a giant white dude was about to kick my ass.

See I went up to a bar and was holding out some money to get the bartender’s attention. Then this big ass skinhead type white dude said “oh your buying me a drink right?”. Now me, without a seconds thought looked straight at him and said “How big are your tits?”… Now I think I meant to say “you don’t have any tits” or something like that, but that’s not how it came out. So he’s like “WHAT???? I don’t have tits!!” (with a very angry look mind you). So I held my look and said, “exactly why I’m not buying you a drink ;)”. To this he was like “ohhh, respect bro. For a second there I was gonna have to kick your ass”.

Back to drop Rob off. Played a little more darts… This time he actually won a game ; )

Ahh.. Sleep

               

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