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How to Annoy Yourself

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 | Helpful

So funny story (for everybody who is not me)… I was driving back from Stoughton tonight where I had been lucky enough to have been invited to dinner (since there was some good shrimp / chicken / spinach fettucini alfredo. I was proud of myself for having won the majority of games at Euchre, and was even more proud of myself for making every single green light all the way up 51.

When I decided to stop at the grocery store to buy a couple things since. So I stopped in and bought $18 worth of food, made a joke with the guy at the store and drove home. Once again hitting every green light (although I did have to slow down a lot for the McDonalds one I will admit).

I drove past the parked cop at exactly 55mph and had been enjoying the songs playing on my ipod, and everything was working perfectly… Until I got in the house

So I go to unload my groceries and I discover that I only have 1 of the 2 bags of groceries. Of course I have the bag that had absolutely nothing else in it except for Oatmeal Raisen Cookies, and my reciept.

Yes, that’s right… My perfect long trip home just turned into a shit storm, because now at 1:24 in the morning, I now had to take my shiny new reciept all the way back to the grocery store (13 mins away), to reclaim my groceries.

Yes folks, it really is possible to annoy yourself. I mean sometimes being carefree and high (on life) can be a bit too carefree. It can make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and then it can empty your gas tank on frivelous double errand runs!

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1 Comment to How to Annoy Yourself

ng66 ng66
April 17, 2006

You only won cuz I gave up my seat after 2 games, one of which we won… (o: Yes, fine, that second game you guys spanked us rosey but that’s an unimportant detail…

And thanks for the compliment on the fettucine. Even I thought it was pretty damn good and we all know how hard it is to please ourselves!

Bummer about the Ethereal, tho. Guess I really do have the constitution of an ox. Maybe I just have to tap a vein… (o:

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