Fucked Duck

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 | Helpful

So, I have been really fucking sick for the last couple days. Yesterday I couldn’t generate any body heat. I had to go out to the hottub just to warm up since being wrapped up in 6 blankets didn’t help at all.

Yesterday, I turned down 2 parties and couldn’t even bring myself to work on my websites. Today, still feeling like ass I drugged myself and have spent most of the day laying in bed. This has been kind of a crappy month and I have not spent much time writing blog posts.

I was gonna backdate some, but I still am not batting 100 so instead of backdating here is a quick list of what I would of wrote about, had I spent the time:

• I sold my computer to my friend, and then built myself a new one. I now have 2 monitors going at once (not to mention the TV out at same time).
• My terabyte took a dive, but after a day or two I managed to fix it again. I will need to start earning more money so I can buy enough hard drive space to copy everything off and format the drive before it is totally dead.
• I watched the movie V For Vendetta on Madison’s new IMAX theater. The theater was fantastic and the movie was absolutely brilliant. I HIGHLY recommend this movie, even if you have never heard of it….
• Fixed a guy’s computer and then we were going to go drinking, he asked how much he owed me and I said “I drink for free tonight”. For future reference, this phrase though effective, is probably not a good idea.
• Good thing for neighbor’s with unsecured wireless internet connections.
• I am having a problem getting the focus to work on my ask-a-smartass page. All that means is when you click a link on the Atom feed, it does not go to the correct post ;( This has been the bane of my existence for the past week or so…
• I have completely replaced my computer shell (desktop, startmenu, taskbar etc..) with Stardock’s Object Dock Plus. When spread between 2 monitors it is very versatile.
• Due to bad timing I have not finished the Pimp Your Firefox page, that I said I would finish. However all the plugin’s I use are uploaded at /firefoxpimp/
• My chair that I spent so much time fixing the arm, has broken again. However it is not in any of the places I fixed, so now I will need to try to get more nails in, but this time at weirder angles.
• Neon green water does not have a warm, radiating feel to it.
• Take my body heat… please…
• Prison Break returns to tv Monday, after they were a bunch of cock gobblers and removed it right as they were trying to escape last year!
• Am I wearing a sign that says “I no longer have credit card debt!”? Because I have started receiving an average of 2 credit card offers a day for the past week! Shit, a guy gets out of debt… lets put him right back in!

Those are all the posts I was going to have wrote this month, but have not. I figure the short versions are just as effective as the long posts would be.

               

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