Ethereal 2.0

Monday, February 27th, 2006 | Helpful

Now… First let me prerequisite this by saying I have not drank since the end of December. Ok, technically I have had a wine cooler in LA, and a glass of bourbon in TX, but I haven’t actually had anything else to drink since December.

Now, I figured there is no time like the present so I dug out my bottles and decided what better reentry than an ethereal. Then I thought of the other people I have made them for, and remembered though they were able to drink them just fine, the bitched that it still had strong alcohol taste.

So I needed to fix that. To my credit, I have now reinvented the drink that reinvents people. Instead of Vanilla Coke, you now get 7up. This creates the very cool see through effect. I removed the Vanilla Vodka as it was actually quite thick and potent, and also removed the grenadine which contributed to it’s thickness.

Now to be quite honest, It has basically become a brandy old fashion sweet with absinthe and poprocks. If you are not fully clear on what that means here is the breakdown.

Ethereal 2.0
1 Shot Turl Absinthe
1 Shot E&J Brandy
1 Can 7up
1 Maraschino Cherry
½ Packet Poprocks
1tsp or so Sugar
3 Shakes of Bitters

-Get bitchin’ cool cup. Mine is from the Safe House in Milwaukee and has hidden secrets to it if you look close enough.
-Add Some of the poprocks to bottom of the cup
-Add Shot of Absinthe and the E&J to cup
-Fill cup with as much 7up as you can fit
-Drop in Cherry and some more Poprocks
-Add Sugar, and immediatelyy add Bitters

For Best Results:
-Serve without ice (trust me, trial and error)
-Only serve to those who are using Hottub.

Expected Effects:
-SUPREME body relaxation. The hottub will speed up the effects AND the relaxation
-Amazing mind clarity. I have never felt myjudgmentt off on this, but rather tend to write interesting blog posts.
-Overall Drinkfascinationn, Between the 2 carefully selected alcohol’s, the hottub, and the poprocks, your mind and body will be on sensory overload. Folks, this is no snake oil, but yet the same may make you feel like a million bucks.
-Lucid Dreams. For me it takes at least 2 shots of Absinthe over the night, but It has never failed to render EXTREMELY realistic lucid dreams. Supposedly Absinthe should make you hallucinate if lit on fire and inhaled, but I have tested this with myself and others and see no such effect. I think it was just somebodyembellishingg on the dream aspect.
-Good luck - Yes, this time was no exception. I got out of the hottub after 2 glasses of Ethereal only to discover somebody had sent me a website to make this week for another $350 dollars. Although I cannot prove the good luck is caused by the Ethereal, I do feel at peace with the world and quite euphoric and we all know happiness and good times are contagious ~!

At this point, I am so relaxed and carefree that I no longer care that my roommatee is super sick. He was sick when I went on vacation in Janurary and now when I went to Covance in Feburary. I have concluded that it was from him living in his own filth when I am not here to clean up after him and have transcended above the beliefstructuree that says I will get sick because he is sick.

I found a solution to the “new shoes problem” just now. Oh I didn’t mention that, well I bought new Nike Free 5.0 shoes, I already owned some 1.0’s and have been using them constantly for a year or so. How they have evolved to a 5.0 in that timespan is beyond me, but I still knew I needed a new pair. When I bought them home to my dismay I discovered there was a giant security tag on the back of one of the shoes and I did not feel like removing it. So my solution now was that it was on the loop that nobody uses so I cut off the loop and if I feel anal about it tomorrow I can always destich the remaining part of the loop.

I also upon looking in the mirror before this post discovered that I grew 0.6% sexier than I was earlier today. So with enoughethereall (perhaps fed to other people and not me…) I really can appear to look like Brad Pit!

Yes… Life is once again good. Tomorrow I will wake up after having some crazy dreams and will be able to eat a Tangelo forbreakfastt, get a much needed haircut, and then make a $350 website while listening to new music that I have recently acquired. I mean how great is that?

It’s Zuble. That’s right, It’s definitely Zuble.

               

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