Eau Claire Let Down

Friday, March 24th, 2006 | Helpful

Ok, so I went with a friend to Eau Claire the other night. He was going to visit some family, and in the process I was going to get to hang out with some of his cousin’s friends, who all just happen to be single girls who like to drink.

This sounded like a whole lot of fun to me so I went along. The plan was that there was going to be 2 parties. Drinking on Friday and then an official party on Saturday. However things did not go according to plan exactly.

The girls decided NOT to drink on Friday, and well… lets just say conversation with them was less than desirable. There was only 1 hot girl, and another that was ok, and few that were a bit scary. However beyond their looks, there were no brains.

The one that was hot, thought she was Alicia Silverstone and kept acting like the girl from clueless. To be true to the story she has just gotten a credit card Friday morning, and had maxed it out by Friday afternoon.

At the end of the night after listening to them talk all day, I got to sleep on a couch (after much cajoling on my part as to not have to sleep on the floor), for a couple of hours.

So now it’s morning and we are supposed to be there all day again with the girls until the party. I am informed that the hot (18 year old) girl just needs to get laid, and that once she starts drinking that she will most likely start making out with me and then (assuming other guys don’t show up to this party) I will probably get to bang her like a drum.

About the time I am informed of this, my friend says I need to start talking more since I was pretty quiet the night before. However I think about that and realize that I did not want to talk to these girls any more. I felt like I was loosing brain power every time they responded to something I said.

So In a rare moment of self-respect, I decided that we should leave. I decided that I did not want to loose more brain power sitting around all day with these girls and my friend had visited his cousins enough for a lifetime as well so it was not super difficult to convince him to leave.

Ok, I know. I really do need to get laid, but I have become kind of picky in my “old” age. I need to be stimulated mentally as well as physically. Or at least have a brain bigger than a peanut ya know? I’m sure push come to shove if I was really drunk I may have a different opinion on this matter, but I was not.

               

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