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Strawberry Turd Nuggets

Monday, June 5th, 2006 | GP

No, I didn’t come up with that name. Does it really sound like something I would say? No… But the man had a point, so no use in arguing.

WTF am I talking about you say? Thought that was obvious… Well, the other day Ken bought some Dried Strawberries. I have taken quite a liking to them and had to go buy more today.

Well, I am content to call them dried strawberries, but he was not. Seems that it isn’t what-so-ever a turn-off for him to eat them when he named them Turd Nuggets.

Basically this subject only comes up because I lack anything else interesting to talk about. I still don’t have a computer, and am not refusing to do any serious work on the new website design until I get my computer back together (someday… lets hope this week, but outlook is kind of shady looking), so the only other thing I could talk about is my either food or my roommate.

Food: I tried to get a legendary Fish Taco today, but failed. I got so far as to order them, pay for them AND wait for them, but was soon informed that they were out of fish and I would have to switch to Chicken. Damn it, now I still can not confirm the legend true or false.

Roommate: He goes against one of my pet peeves and that is that he can’t just sit and watch a movie. He has to be doing something else. Either talking to people online and ignoring all the wonderful visual content that makes a movie, a movie… or worse yet…. sleeping. I mean if you have never seen a bloody movie before, you should watch it, especially the stuff I recommend since it tends to force you to pay attention and think…

Other than that and a few other interesting personality quirks… I get along quite well with him since he frequently takes time out of his day to try to amuse me by dancing like a monkey and other such antics.

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6 Comments to Strawberry Turd Nuggets

tranzient tranzient
June 9, 2006

I would like a video added to your blog of Ken dancing like a monkey please…

BS BS
June 9, 2006

He might actually be willing to make one of those….I will ask later.

ng66 ng66
June 9, 2006

Consider that video request seconded.
And which movies have you recommended that he’s fallen asleep on?

BS BS
June 9, 2006

Sorry, seems he doesn’t respond well to ”Dance Monkey, Dance!”

wedge wedge
June 10, 2006

I don’t dance on command, but if James sits there with the camera for a while, he might catch some rare monkey dance on film

BS BS
June 10, 2006

meh… it’s probably already more interesting in their minds already than the real thing…

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