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		<title>New Theater Launched!</title>
		<description>New Theater Launched:  Please add all comments and suggestions below.  I plan to keep adding features to the page so if there are any you would like to see please tell me below. </description>
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		<title>New Theater Launch Tonight (Seriously)</title>
		<description>So if you haven't yet heard I am launching a new version of Rip-Off Theater.  

It will be AMAZING and all the visitors will be able to add information about the videos and submit new content, report broken links etc.. When everything is working how I want it to ...</description>
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		<title>Am I Right, Or Wrong&#8230; The World May End In 1234 Days.</title>
		<description>This is just a reminder.  Quite some time ago I prophesied that the world would NOT end in 2012.  Well the countdown is still active on this post:  What is supposed to happen at the end of 2012)  and is indicating that there is 1234 days ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/helpful/am-i-right-or-wrong-the-world-may-end-in-1234-days.htm</link>
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		<title>Fucking &#8220;Rockstars&#8221;</title>
		<description>2 nights in a row there will be no sleep. Last night I got to bed just before 3am.  They were recording some new songs.  However it doesn't seem all that smart to START recording drums/guitars/vocals at 8pm on a Sunday.Tonight dude came home from the bar with ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/fucking-rockstars.htm</link>
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		<title>Religious People Can&#8217;t Take A Joke!</title>
		<description>Okay look, I am, at least as best could be described Agnostic.  Yet just because I may have a different belief structure than a lot of other people, I don't go around and tell other people their religion is wrong unless they first try to tell me mine is.

However, ...</description>
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		<title>The Model That Loved Me (Not Quite Enough)</title>
		<description>So I'm at the bar tonight.  It was a "special night" as there was some modeling thing going on and the gorgeous women outnumbered the guys at least 2 to 1.  Seemed ideal for me to go... AND wear my "T-Qualizer" shirt since it gets me tons of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/life/the-model-that-loved-me-not-quite-enough.htm</link>
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		<title>Man does it suck to trip the fuck out and do it alone.</title>
		<description>Ok.  This is the first post to describe my experience last night.  I was trippin' and decided to create a bunch of new things in various places on the web.  It all started with a rather unique personal ad.  The bastards at Craigslist have flagged the ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/bad-ideas/man-does-it-suck-to-trip-the-fuck-out-and-do-it-alone.htm</link>
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		<title>More Crap People Email Me!!</title>
		<description>I am soon going to start a section just junk like this.  It will be called the "Wall of Shame" and will go right next to the "Wall of Fame" (also a work in progress), so that people can feel better about themselves for not being so stupid. If ...</description>
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		<title>Big Ass Blueberry and Chocolate Chip Muffins</title>
		<description>I was looking for this recipe on my hard drive the other day, only to realize that it was actually on one of my SATA hard drives that I can't access until I finish building my new tower, as this shitty laptop can't exactly use a sata drive.   ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thesmartass.info/bs/helpful/big-ass-blueberry-and-chocolate-chip-muffins.htm</link>
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		<title>I Live in a Recording Studio</title>
		<description>Since I have been back in Arizona I have gone through a transition of places to stay.  First I thought, well...  Lets just move in with my girlfriend... That's always a good idea right?  Ok, well things don't always work out as you plan and I am ...</description>
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