WooHoo, 11:59

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 | Smartass, Stolen | No Comments

I got it launched, finally after flat out ignoring the site since june, it’s launched, and I even made my today deadline.

It’s missing some links and sections right now, the old ones should be fairly easy to add. I deleted all the “questions” added to the ask-a-smartass section since the last time I answered. Also, I did not get the halloween makeover finished, will add different music, art, and one other yet to be mentioned item this week for sure.

Currently no RSS feed list for the blog, that will change, hopefully I can get to it before long, but today has been the first time I have had to work on this site for a LONG time so don’t hold your breath. Yes, I will add back the search engines (and more of them) etc…

Just wait and enjoy the simplicity of new design.

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Disaronno On The Rocks (NOT Tanqueray)

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 | Life, Stolen | 4 Comments

So to make up for my bad day, I am doing the only thing that seemed logical (at least to a 25 year old man). I am drinking. I mean I wanted to go destroy something, but that would cause me all sorts of problems… I also wanted to go buy more shit, actually I don’t want to, but I think I might need to. Well, for now I am not getting anything.

So instead I drink. Not to complete and total loss. I decided that since I can’t turn on tv and watch mindless tv since we don’t have cable/satellite, and I can’t output from my computer because…. well I am not going to re-explain that, and I have watched all my DVD’s as well as my roommate’s, that now I would play with my roommate’s new toy.

I should be more specific. His new birthday present. Everybody say “Happy Birthday Ken“.

So far I had 2 ol’ fassions (one of which I turned blue to try to quickly go through my stages of grief), and 2 or 3 Disaronno. Since I am still obviously capable of making a semi-logical blog post, I think I probably have a couple more coming after this.

In the mean time, since I have been playing with Ken’s new birthday present (again, once you read this… thanks… I will tell you how to work it later). I decided to take a picture of things that can be seen from my chair…. Yes, that includes myself … So you can all stop asking. Oh and if somebody from my going away party could please send me a picture of myself then, I will post that as well since I imagine it’s VERY different looking.

Good times… (made artifically by the use of alcohol)

X-Men Dissapointment

Saturday, May 27th, 2006 | Helpful, Stolen | 2 Comments

Ok so tonight I went out to BW3’s to watch UFC 60 (Ultimate Fighting Championship).? BW3’s was dead when we got there since we got there way to early, so we decided to go hang out at some dive bar and play pool for awhile.? Well my new found dart skills haven’t helped me any with pool at all, but it helped kill the time.

When we got back to BW3’s over an hour before the pay per view was to start, it was now PACKED.? We were lucky to get the last remaining booth.? Some of Rob’s friends showed up a little later and we all drank and watched the fights.? Well when that got done I still wanted to see X-Men so we went to a theater that was only a block or two away and managed to get bar seats (it’s the small things in life that give me happiness) and settled in for the movie.

Ok, for the hype of being the best X-Men movie ever… It really wasn’t at all.? I mean how can you fuck up an x-men movie anyways?? Especially since it the plot called for a war!!!! ? Well folks, it is possible to totally screw it up, and I am dissapointed and wish it would have been a matinee so I could of saved a few dollars…

I’d tell you some of the stupid shit they did in it, but they would all be plot spoilers and I’d hate to ruin your nice free telesync download that you will probably do now that you know the movie isn’t all that and a bag of chips…

So yeah, if you need a movie to go to the theaters to watch this week, make it DaVinci Code and you will get an interesting plot AND a hot foreign chick.

So, I’m Good @ Darts Now…

Friday, May 26th, 2006 | Stolen | No Comments

Last night I wanted to see the new X-Men movie, so I called up Rob and said we should go to Joe’s Crab Shack and then out to see the movie.? Now, I haven’t been to a “Joe’s Crab Shack” since my mom got remarried.? I recalled liking their food and atmosphere, so it seemed like a good choice to go to.

The food was pretty good, and the T-Shirts the employees wore were hilarious (example:? Got Crabs?) It was however very loud there and I could hardly hear our waiter.? I think I really liked it when I was younger because they had let me drink underage ; )

Well, when that was done we went over to the theater and tried to get tickets to the movie.? It was sold out for another hour, which seemed reasonable to me but not Rob who whined that he had to work in the morning so a 10pm showing was to late. This seemed somewhat unreasonable to me since even when I had a job I would of been willing to watch a movie at 10pm, but I dropped it and we went out for a few beers at a bar he had told me about.

From his description I was surprised to see that all the bartenders were guys, and the music was played as kind of an irish jig or something… But they did have a “Real” dartboard.? Yes folks, a bar that doesn’t charge for darts AND trusts drunk people with metal darts!

That being open we laid claim to it and played darts until 10:30.? I am kind of happy, I have gotten quite good at darts.? It used to be back in Wisconsin I would never beat Rob at darts, but now he has to actually compete with me.? In this case I won 3 out of 5 games, but all of them we both did really well.? One of them we think was only 10-12 rounds.? I am still somewhat lousy at closing 20 and 18 (top half of board), but I am good at closing everything else including the bullseye.

Yep, Yep … Good Stuff

The Yesterday

Thursday, May 11th, 2006 | Stolen | No Comments

So here’s a question for you:

Q: How much does a $7 cooling fan cost? …. Think you know the answer?

A: $367

If you are wondering how I came up with that answer, it’s because I discovered this to be the price today when I went to buy a fan from Fry’s Electronics (as big as 18 best buy’s) only to end up also buying a new power supply and a 500GB hard drive.

The real bitch of it is, I didn’t even get the fan I needed. I had to get a 3 wire fan instead of a 2 since they didn’t sell 2 wire fan’s, so I will have to do some sodering. This fan was the only reason I drove to fry’s yesterday.

On the way home amidst the heavy traffic I decided my break pads / rotors were shot so I also had to stop at auto zone and buy some replacements. I bought the cheapest crap they had but that was still $88. Oh well, I can do it myself for less than a mechanic can.

Basic Instincts

Sunday, May 7th, 2006 | Helpful, Stolen | 3 Comments

Watched both (yes there are two of them now) Basic Instinct movies today. Gotta say, for a 14 year gap between movies, Sharon Stone has still got a hella good body.

That’s it. That’s all I had to say.

How to Piss off a Skinhead

Friday, May 5th, 2006 | Helpful, Stolen | 2 Comments

So as a Non-Mexican American, I don’t really give a shit about other countries holidays. Quite honestly I don’t actually give a shit about my own countries holidays either, except that it gives us great excuses to celebrate.

So in the same token, why not honor everybody’s holiday’s? Each one of them is an excuse to drink and have a good time… On that note we bring on Cinco De Mayo.

Since I am not a purist, I ate at a Japanese restaurant called Rza. Had some excellent Terriyaki Udon and a little bit of Sushi. Then it was on to the bars.

Went into a bar that I have been meaning to check out called “The Library”. I had seen this bar on E!’s old show “Wild On”. Basically it’s filled with super hot girls in tiny school girl outfits. All the walls are lined with books, there are various couches and several bars, and if this wasn’t enough… The girls get up and dance on top of the bar sometimes. Yes, this was a nice bar.

After awhile we left and drove to Scottsdale to meet up with some of Rob’s friends at another bar. Well I wasn’t digging the psychotic line just to pay a big ass cover just to get in a bar. I mean what makes a super crowded bar any better? So we bailed, and went to one down the street called “Sugar Daddy’s”. It had no line, was huge, and a much smaller cover.

Funny stories always happen while drinking… This one begins where a giant white dude was about to kick my ass.

See I went up to a bar and was holding out some money to get the bartender’s attention. Then this big ass skinhead type white dude said “oh your buying me a drink right?”. Now me, without a seconds thought looked straight at him and said “How big are your tits?”… Now I think I meant to say “you don’t have any tits” or something like that, but that’s not how it came out. So he’s like “WHAT???? I don’t have tits!!” (with a very angry look mind you). So I held my look and said, “exactly why I’m not buying you a drink ;)”. To this he was like “ohhh, respect bro. For a second there I was gonna have to kick your ass”.

Back to drop Rob off. Played a little more darts… This time he actually won a game ; )

Ahh.. Sleep

Buy My Stuff *UPDATED*

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006 | Stolen | 5 Comments

Ok so I marked everything that is sold with a line through it. I marked the ebay stuff that way if there was any bids on it at all. The ebay auctions you can still bid on for another day, most of them will be done by 5pm Monday.

I am adding a category to the list. The take it away category. These are things I have not advertised but need to get rid of anyways. They will probably keep getting updated as I find more things I cannot take:

Take it Away:
Torchiere Lamp
Blue “computer chair” Recliner w/built in mousepad.
Some old clothes.
Anime Posters
Hats: Purple Pimp Hat, Gay Cowboy Hat, Blue Thing, Various Cap’s
Deluxe Uno
Hypnosis Videos
Sleeping Bag
Bobble Head Smurf
PC Game Full with Box: Final Fantasy XI
Box of obscure computer junk like floppy disks
Footrest (with a backstory)
Ol’ Skool Metal Ice Bucket
AbFlex (could probably be sold on ebay, am too lazy at this point)
Dual Casette Player/Recorder
Various Combat Videos
Camera (not digital)
Bag of empty DVD Shell Cases
Crockpot
2 Self Standing 4×6 Picture Frames
Discman
Full Tower Computer Case (painted and brushed steel)
My Old Art Projects (Clay Sephiroth, Dotted Anime Art)
seX-Rated Trivia
2 Boxes Water Dynamite
2 White Stackable Shelves (currently being used as my computer desk)

Will Either Sell to You or Take with Me:
100 or so CD’s ($.25c each or $30 for all)
Heavy Bowstaff $20
Official Pufferfish (as seen on a few posts) $72.38
Wizards Edge Knife w/plaque $40
Leviathin Knife w/plaque $40
LG4400 Cell (US Cellular only) w/nice body glove case $25
Motorola V265 (I am using this phone until I move) $65

Ebay:
Creative Nomad Zen Xtra 30GB Mp3 Player - No Reserve !!
Anthony Robbins Personal Power II psychology self-help
Jock Sturges - New Work 1996-2000 (art book)
Jock Sturges [Art Book] RARE - No Reserve !!!
Dick Sutphen - Mind Travel (hypnosis tapes) No Reserve!
Rambo First Blood Knife (Official license) No Reserve!
Fushigi Yugi (Mysterious Play) Suzaku Box Set 4 DVD’s!
Vivitar Vivicam 2800 Digital Camera & 64meg flash card
Special Forces Throwing Shovel, Infantry spade, saperka
Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition VHS - No Reserve :)
Decorative Knife in Sheath
Sharp 702 Portable Minidisk Player & Recorder - No Res.
Craigslist:
Ol’ Skool Dart Board
Leather & Colored Suade Winter Coat
Camouflage Coat with Optional Liner
Book Shelf
Rolling TV Stand
Rolling Stand
VHS Drawers & Hentai Tapes
Nice Wooden End Table
Tennis Racket
Nice Sony VCR (broken)
Claymore Sword
Nice Hitachi VCR with Jog Shuttle
17 inch Compaq CRT Monitor
HP 820Cxi Printer
Gold Recliner
3 Piece Samurai Sword Set