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New 2009 Music

September22

A lot of new music came out in 2009.  You probably missed some of it, I certainly did.  I wanted to mention some of it.  Specifically I wanted to mention the new music because I noticed a pattern in virtually all of it.  Every new album is “inspired”.  Not every song, but at least a couple songs on each album relate to the changes the world is going through right now.  You feel it, you see it, you sense it.  You can’t quite put your finger on what it is, but you have your speculation.  So do the musicians.  Even the poppy ones are themed.  Take the intro for the Black Eyed Peas new album “The E.N.D. (Energy Never Dies):”

“Welcome to the end.  Tonight, there is nothing to fear.  Everything around you is changing, nothing stays the same.  This version of myself is not permenant. Tomorrow I will be different.  The energy never dies.  Energy cannot be destroyed.  What we create.  It always is and it always will be.  This is the end and the beginning.  Forever, infinite.  Welcome.”

Below are the artists with new 2009 albums I’m listening to:
Alice in Chains
Anti-Flag
Avril Lavigne
Beardfish
Black Eyed Peas
Brand New
Chris Cornell
Cosmic Gate
Courtney Love
Depeche Mode
Diana Krall
Dolores O’Riordan
Eels
Eminem
Europe
Faith No More
Fastball
Filter
Free Spirit
Green Day
Hurt
Infected Mushroom

IQ
Jeff Buckly
KISS
KMFDM
Lily Allen
Mika
Miles Davis
Moby
Morrisey
Mr. Big
Muse
Neil Young
Our Lady Peace
Paramore
Placebo
Porcupine Tree
Prodigal Earth
Revolution Renissance
St. Vincent
Sufjan  Stevens
The Answer
The Decemberists
The Fray
The Mars Volta
The Prodigy
White Rabbits
Yeah Yeah Yeah’s

I haven’t listened to all of this stuff yet, but I have bolded the ones that I have and they are all pretty good.  Their perspectives on what to do about it are mixed, but I think they will all serve as muses for the rest of us and I highly recommend you find yourself some 2009 albums.

I have figured it out. The solution to all of life’s problems.

March14

I have come up with a way to make the entire world happier, and give control to the people.  A way to make a democracy and socialism work.  A way to totally fix the economy and ALL of life’s problems. 

This post is just a teaser, as I want the words I am writing to be in my book and not initially on my blog, so the book I said I started writing will be stuck on the backburner to make way for my new line of thought. 

As this gets written I will divulge more information.  I assure you, this is the way to fix the entire world and if this idea happens it would cause the entire world to be a different place by the end of 2012.  So instead of people worrying that the world will end, they will see that it will have just changed and improved.  All life in the universe will be improved by this idea.  Every business will improve with this idea.  Every field of study will improve. 

That’s right, I am not making a small claim.  I am making a huge claim.  I totally believe my idea can fix the entire world, and I believe that people will demand this idea when it comes out. 

This is a mind blowing idea, so I have decided that I am going to do the following in order to start working on it right away. 

1) Try to finish everything I can on this website as quickly as I can in order to make it more self-sufficient.  Doing this will shorten my to-do list and get me over all the individual little projects that are building up.   

2) The ideas are in my head, and they are such powerful ideas that I know I can write this book extremely fast.  So I plan to get right to work and focus on these ideas as soon as I clear off my to do list. 

For those of you who are unconcerned with this idea and just want to see me get the new games page up, I assure you it will happen fast because I am spending way too much time not working on it and now I feel I need to get them all done since I have something important and world changing to do. 

I know that if I try to just jump into my world changing ideas I will put off my other projects until it starts to really bother me and other people who want to see them done.  You should start to see changes on the website by the end of the weekend and more to come after that.

So the procrastination list will disappear in a few days and everybody will start to see changes on site, but I might not be on as much once the changes are done.

Learning Some of Everything

March8

It has been difficult to try to come up with a specific subject to write my first book on. Just last night I taught somebody how to make a website in notepad in just a few minutes. He said he totally understood the concepts I was trying to convey and that I should sell the information on how to do what I had just taught him.

I thought about this for awhile trying to think if this was what I wanted to do for my first book. If I wrote this book I could call it “How to make a website this afternoon“. Yet I could only think of the size of the book the way I teach and seeing it as being so tiny that people at a book store would not be able to see the book. It would be only two or three times the size of my blog posts. So I continued to think of what subject really defines me as a person.

The result of my thoughts was that I am interested in learning a little bit of everything, and that I should write a book about everything. This way I can reference some great ideas I have had in those areas, as well as point out people who are truly masters of these areas or have had revolutionary ideas. Then I can link people back to their material to learn more on the subjects.

See I have come to different understandings in many fields, because I have spent my life learning little bits of many subjects. Doing this has allowed me to see how all subjects are connected, how we are all connected and how we create our own reality. Looking into the ideas of others shows us connections that they never saw because we have a different fundamental view of reality and a perspective that is uniquely our own.

I do not claim to know or understand everything in the fields that I will discuss, but rather I feel I understand the general concepts and can bridge the concepts of one field to another field. I think I can take a painter and teach him to understand biology, and I could take an auto mechanic and teach him to understand psychology. Since as somebody who is fascinated by learning I do my best to listen to others who are trying to teach and if I do not understand the lessons that they are teaching I try to look from their perspective to better understand them.

Our brain is not a hard drive that stores memories. Rather it is a tool to translate and interpret them, so the more perspectives we can see from the better we can understand and grow.

This will be my first book. It will be simple concepts in many fields, that when put together can help the entire world to understand the subjective reality that we all live in.

TSA Explains The Meaning of Life

March4

As I think of how to put these ideas into words that are understood I know that words do not do justice to my meaning and intent, since each person has their own meaning and understanding of words. Everybody has made their way through life almost entirely on subconscious associations and internalized teachings based on their own observations of how to survive in the world. However since I have not had all of your experiences I cannot convey this message in a way that all who read it will understand and agree. Since it is our nature to look for fault and differences in people and their beliefs instead of wisdom and similarities.

We all start our lives with a set of blueprints that we call DNA, the instructions we are given are based on the combination of our parents life purpose and their beliefs. The debate has always been “Is it nature or nurture?”, but really it’s both, because we have free will. So despite being given a clear code and life purpose the people around us have a different purpose. So the environment we are put in shapes our subconscious associations just as much as our genetics.

The meaning of life is so simple I can sum it up in two words: To Evolve

Now the instant you heard my above statement in your mind you judged it. The judgment was based on your own beliefs and chosen affiliations. For none of us are completely open minded and we all put a different spin on those words.

For example If you are an Atheist and subscribes to the Darwinian belief on evolution you might say this is no surprise as life was just randomly created and nature will continue to evolve. You only read this post because you figured I am often funny and might have got a good jab in. Perhaps to you there is no meaning to life, but you figure while you are here you will still make the best of it and enjoy what life has to offer.

Now a Buddhist might tell me that the path to salvation is through ending suffering. They would probably say that all we need is within ourselves. If they are willing to bend their wording on Buddhahood they might see that one personally evolves until their fear and suffering is gone.

If you follow Wicca, you are used to people not understanding you. You live by a simple rule that says Do No Harm, and otherwise do as you will. You make magick and spend time focusing on your thoughts to try to help you improve your life and those around you using all the energies you perceive to exist. You see evidence for God all around you, and disbelieve in Darwinian evolution but you have an open mind and would listen to a new definition of evolution.

If you are labeled as a New Age person then your beliefs are extremely varied since you have observed life around you and seen value in many different philosophies. To my knowledge a large portion of the New Age movement believes in evolution, but calls it Ascension since we are all just energy trying to reach a higher state of consciousness.

If you are a Christian, you might have decided that evolution is blasphemy because God created us in his image and we do not evolve. We simply reproduce until death when god forgives our sins and sends the believers to Heaven. This may not be the case with all denominations of Christians, but our real problem is that a predefined denomination means that we chose to let other people interpret our beliefs for us by their understanding of a book that has been changed and translated many times since it’s initial writing. These are very good meaning people, who want to save us all but they live in constant fear of a vengeful god. For when Jesus walked on water he said that everybody could do it if they just believed and then Paul started to walk on the water, but he got scared and he fell in. Fear protects us, but also prevents us from evolving.

Now I have of course just generalized and in doing so will surely get many people telling me I have misinterpreted their beliefs. So instead of more examples I will instead define my beliefs, since this is the viewpoint from which I write. I believe in god, but I define god as the universe and energy that surrounds me and connects me to all things. The world I live in is very gray. To me reality is almost totally subjective and we all live in our own little world, which we have created with our thoughts and perspective. I see that just because one person’s reality doesn’t mesh with my own, it may be exactly what they need to believe in to accomplish their own life’s purpose. I do feel that there is some real objective reality however my eyes cannot perceive it because it exists in a higher dimension.

As a human we see ourselves as individual entities but anybody with a microscope can tell you that our bodies are made up of the same elements that are seen everywhere in nature and that there are living creatures inside of us. In fact there are nearly 50 trillion living creatures that make up a human being and each one works just like we do. It lives in an environment made up of the same elements as our environment, and each cell sends signals out into it’s universe asking for what it needs.

If we pollute our bodies with “toxic waste” like pharmaceutical drugs and heavily processed foods we start to get sick, and then we pollute ourselves some more to suppress the sickness. By this time the environment inside our bodies has become disgusting and our cells are no longer able to send correct signals. This doesn’t stop the cells from replicating though so now instead of giving birth to new healthy cells, they give birth to little mutations that will be able to survive in this new toxic environment. These “bigger, stronger, faster” cells start converting the rest of the cells so that they too can survive in toxic waste world, because the body thinks that’s what it needs because nobody is telling those cells any differently. What we need is a housekeeper to come and clean out the waste product so that we are free to send good signals out again.

The reason doctors have a hard time making a pill that will cure cancer is because any cell can get pissed off at the world it lives in and decide to create garbage but this is self-evolved garbage, so our pills targeted pills don’t understand it. In the same way that this happens we can cure all of our problems and diseases simply by cleaning up our own environment. This applies not just to the quality of food we eat, but the environment we live in, the stimulus we give ourselves and the thoughts that we think (Placebo is proven to work better than all drugs when properly administered).

Bruce Lipton, Ph.D writes: This new perspective of human biology does not view the body as just a mechanical device, but rather incorporates the role of a mind and spirit. This breakthrough in biology is fundamental in all healing for it recognizes that when we change our perception or beliefs we send totally different messages to our cells and reprogram their expression. The new-biology reveals why people can have spontaneous remissions or recover from injuries deemed to be permanent disabilities.

The functional units of life are the individual cells that comprise our bodies. Though every cell is innately intelligent and can survive on its own when removed from the body, in the body, each cell forgoes its individuality and becomes a member of a multicellular community. The body really represents the cooperative effort of a community of perhaps fifty trillion single cells. By definition, a community is an organization of individuals committed to supporting a shared vision. Consequently, while every cell is a free-living entity, the body’s community accommodates the wishes and intents of its ‘central voice,’ a character we perceive as the mind and spirit.

You should know that “The Secret” is real and so is the placebo. If you wish to find value in life, then you need only to look for it. If you wish to just see misery and corruption in the world then you will find it. Do not try to solve all the problems of the world but rather be grateful that you live in a magical world filled with so many things to do and learn. Spend your time as best as you can trying to focus on good things. You optimism will not only improve your life but it will infect all those around you to some degree and they will in turn infect other people. This group of people you have infected are how evolution works, because we evolve the fastest when we are working together with others of a common goal.

Saying that evolution is the meaning of life does not mean that is your purpose in life. For a cell in my ear that makes earwax has a different purpose than a cell that produces urine. It would be a sad day if one day they decided to produce the opposite without moving places in the body. Yet each one of those cells was formed from from the exact same chemicals and protons. Each cell was born and figured out what it needed to do, and if it decided to do something else with life another cell was born that would take it’s place if the body still had need for those cells. Such is your purpose in life. Do not be hung up by the beliefs of the people around you because their beliefs got them to where they are, not to where you are and they will never understand the universe quite as you do.

The earth is just an organ in the great body that is our universe. There is an abundance of energy and resources that we need to live so there is no reason to live in fear. If you live for the moment and something bad happens, you can just deal with it when it happens. If you spend your time worrying and dwelling you are giving power to the things that you fear.

So live well and continue to find and create new things and ideas so that the our universe and our thoughts continues to evolve.

A Second Opinion (Bill Hicks):

Help create the ultimate social network Gr0wth.com!

February10

Over the last hour or so I wrote up ideas for my revolutionary new social network. Now I would like to know what you would like to see on a site. Any of you who have talked to me at any length know that I will teach you anything you want to know, though I mostly focus on how you can teach yourself. So though the new site will function similar to profile sites like Facebook and MySpace, it’s primary goal will be to help people to learn and grow and improve their own lives.

You can break it down any way you want so if you visit a certain site now that has something that works really well or something that you know how it could work better and it could be good please write it down.

I plan to make this site integrate all the other big sites so that it is using the tools created by the other sites instead of trying to compete against them. So knowing your favorite sites and the aspects of them that you like will be very beneficial.

I am very devoted to this project and plan to get investors to help me hire staff and people to help me create this site. I will be hiring programmers, article writers, promoters and whatever else I deem needed.

Understand though, that I do not want a sloppy badly coded site like MySpace, I want a site that people will want to go on and contribute to, one that they will be proud to display their profiles on.

Anyways, now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the ultimate website. You guys know I can build it (especially if I am getting paid), so just tell me what you want it to be!!!

[INSERT LOTS OF COMMENTS BELOW]

Scammy Scam Scam Scam Scam

January20

Seemed like a good enough title. Yesterday I got a response to my craigslist ad to fix computers saying this:

“My name is Susan James Williams, i from Jacksonville, FL and right now i work in Valdosta, GA. I read your description and am insterested in your services,I just brought some computers and they are are laptops HP 530 computer ..i want you to Install software such as Microsoft Office and Antivirus, clean inner & outercomputer components, update software to current status,Get back to me with you total cost for the services of eight computer excluding the shipping cost cus i have a shipper that will come with the computers and the necessary Softwares to you.
I await your urgent response so that i can put the arrangement in order or Call 559-762-4247
Thanks
Susan”

So naturally wanting more work I figured I would respond to it saying $640. Now it didn’t hurt me to do so, if it was a scam I had not agreed to do anything stupid yet.

Then the next email comes, which confirms to me that it is a scam.

I really do appreciate your effort and i will love to do payment with you soon. However, based on your mail i will be making a payment for the 8 laptops. I must confess I’m comfortable with the cost and its quite reasonable and affordable. I had like to make the payment for the computer (Laptops) ahead of my shipper arrival,My shipper will be coming with the necessary Softwares for the installations of the Computers with both the Operating System,Microsoft Office and the Antivirus for each computers. I’ll be sending you a Cashier Check for payment for $2850 from which i’ll like you to deduct the fees for the 8 Computers (Laptops) and help me send the rest balance to my the shipper that will move the Computer to your location for your Service because i will be going on a visit to Nevada today.
I will keep you posted of when you are likely to receive the payment. If this is okay with you let me have the following information, Full name, Address and Phone Number for the payment to be made out to you.
I hope i can trust you and i can as well be trusted.
Hope to hear from you soon. Have a good time.
Regard

As a bonus I include their mail header so you can spam them or write to abuse if you so desire.

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I however am always up for some fun so I gave “her” my address and my business name saying the check can be made out to that address. However in order to make me feel safe she would need to get her cashiers check form Bank of America.

It would make a great story to show people my forged BOA check and tell them this story.

Moral of the story is: Don’t be scammed by a scammy scam scammer~

Stranger Than Fiction

December5

I just watched a fantastic movie. However I went into it expecting a mildly amusing movie that would just make good background noise while I worked on a project on my computer. Yet I was actually drawn into the movie and didn’t work on my project at all.

The movie was called Stranger Than Fiction and starred Will Ferrell. I know, the second I said who it starred your face made a weird little look. I mean sure you have seen a Will Ferrell movie that you couldn’t help but laugh at for the sheer stupidity that his characters portray. You remember chuckling a little when he got shot in the face with a tranquilizer gun or rolling your eyes at one of his outlandish stunts. However you have never sat and watched a Will Ferrell movie that you were captivated by.

I was in the same boat. I don’t think I ever went to the theater to see a movie that starred Will Ferrell and I probably didn’t pay to watch the ones I did see. This my friends is probably the very reason that I missed out on the 2006 movie Stranger Than Fiction.

To me I will put this in a category with Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. No, the story has nothing in common, but they were both excellent movies made starring actors that were known for being a certain kind of funny.

Perhaps there is real depths to all the people we typecast. Not just the actors, but everybody. So even though it has nothing to do with this movie I would like to dedicate a day to people doing what they are actually good at and what they enjoy instead of what they are programmed to do.

So I am marking my Google Calendar (which syncs with all my other organizers) down for “Do What You Enjoy Day”. I would like to encourage all of you to also write this down in your calendars and then every year in Winter when you are stressed out, cold and miserable you will have a day to just do whatever you enjoy. A day to totally change your focus, if even for that day. No worries, no problems. Only life and the enjoyment of it.

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Am I Right, Or Wrong… The World May End In 1234 Days.

August14

This is just a reminder. Quite some time ago I prophesied that the world would NOT end in 2012. Well the countdown is still active on this post: What is supposed to happen at the end of 2012) and is indicating that there is 1234 days left to live if I am wrong.

So live it up people. Hate to be wrong and you would only have 1234 days to live, as you would be pissed off at me for a few seconds and I wouldn’t want that.

Already another Steve Urkel Day has gone by and my sister is no longer around to remind me of all of these important events anymore. So I need your help to keep track of things like this and the world ending.

Big Ass Blueberry and Chocolate Chip Muffins

July3

I was looking for this recipe on my hard drive the other day, only to realize that it was actually on one of my SATA hard drives that I can’t access until I finish building my new tower, as this shitty laptop can’t exactly use a sata drive. No fear, I sold my old computer to my mom and left the folder with it in alive… woot.

Thought I should share… I mean they are amazing… but DO NOT TRY to make these in a normal muffin pan. They just don’t work at all (not to mention the name looses context). Get a tin that only makes 6 muffins.

Big Ass Blueberry & Chocolate Chip Muffins

3 Tea. Baking Powder
2 C. Flour
1/2 C. Sugar
1/2 Tea. Salt

2 Eggs
1/2 Tea. Vanilla
1 1/3 C.Milk
1/4 C. Margarine or Butter

2/3 C. Blueberries
2/3 C. Chocolate Chips

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-Mix dry ingredients in a bowl
-Melt butter in micro and add milk, eggs, and vanilla
-Mix dry stuff with wet stuff until mixed well (but not totally smooth)
-Add chips and blueberries(frozen berries work best)
-Preheat @ 450f
-Grease a six cup muffin tin with butter (no sprays)
-Pour batter into cups evenly
-To make top brown when muffins are solid open oven and add some butter while they are baking
-Bake aprox.23 min. (check with toothpick to make sure they are done)
-Burn yourself trying to pull them out of pan and eat them 2 early

Dig this recipe? Try my other ones:
Beef Tenderloin in Cherry Sauce
Mixed Nut Bars & Ethereal

Israel Psy/Trance Gods – Infected Mushroom

May2

So I was fixing all of the music videos that were on the site. In the process I looked for a few new song. Things I hadn’t seem music videos for but figured I might as well find music videos instead of mp3’s for the site.

Well YouTube did this slick thing with their API that allows me to use my own player with their videos so long as I display their logo in the corner. Now yes, I have a way to bypass this logo which I have been doing for a long time. However my links break all the time, and it’s a bit shady since they don’t want people direct linking to the flv’s. Well using the new method I can add music videos and not worry about them dying pretty much at all. So that’s what I am going 2 do. One less thing to maintain for broken links right.

Ok, the point I was very inefficiently getting at is that I searched for Gerald McMann – Cry Little Sister to see if a video existed. It found me some clipped together Lost Boys footage which then showed me a remix of People are Strange in related links. I like that song so I opened that video. It was an Anime Music Video, which was cool because if I liked it there weren’t that many of those on my site so I could always use more.

Well this was the best remix of ANY SONG I have EVER heard. It had such a beautiful and haunting sound that I had to find more stuff by them and have since downloaded their entire discography and unreleased songs.

Anyways you really need to experience this to believe me. Go to thesmartass.info/theater and in the top left menu choose Anime Music Videos and listen to the Cowboy Bebop music video. Then when you are done listen to the Paprika music video that is further down the list (another one of their songs). If you are still hooked like I was switch to the normal music videos and watch their Becoming Insane video (only actual music video they have as far as I can tell).

Infected Mushroom = Good Stuff

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