The super expensive fully furnished loft, in the nicest area of all of Prague is mine for $500 a month for the next two months. 

Sue will continue to live there until Friday it seems, but then assuming I have paid it will become my top floor loft. 

I am advised not to “advertise” that I am only paying what I am paying as that would make them look really bad since they are currently advertising the place for 24000 CZK ($1300/mo). 

Still waiting to hear back on my proposal to the tour guide company about me designing their websites in exchange for getting their lawyer to fast track my work visa.  If that works out to be honest, I might just end up living in Europe for quite awhile.  I mean it looks like a really fun job and where can you are encouraged to let your personality show… Not sure where to get job like that in the states…

At this point it’s too early to tell.  Even my cheap price makes my trip harder as I will be using most of my money to pay for rent.  I found some places that were cheaper but the location on all of them sucked.  This way i get my own loft in Malá Strana where I already know a few people and am learning the area really well.

To think, a week ago I was at $-25, which caused me to actually be at -95 since I got charged to overdraft fees.  Stupid banks…

I mean it’s not that I have a lot of money now, because I don’t… However as I see it things can only go up from here. 

Breakfast:  Bunch of Grapes

Lunch: Food for Thought
If you want to know yourself,
Just look how others do it;
If you want to understand others,
Look into your own heart.

Supper: 3 Full Glasses of White Wine (2 of them courtesy of Nice people)

Late Night Snack: Cigar (gave 2 of them to poor people and hung out with them smiling and nodding while they talked to me in German, until one of them determined that I was a connected Mobster and stopped asking for money)

Okay, after many emails back and forth with the company owner who runs the free (tip only) tours. 

I basically got hired… Not sure it will do me much good though as they won’t hire me until i get a work permit which here takes 3+ months and isn’t guaranteed.  I could have their lawyers rush it for 1000 Euros, but if I had 1000 Euros laying around I wouldn’t need to work anyways. 

Though he says he will pay that back if my visa is approved and I work for him for 6 months.  Not really an option right now to have it rushed.  Will apply the slow way and when it comes in, it will probably be after I have already gone back to America.

To be honest this is the “easiest” way to become a tour guide anyways.  Most people have to take official classes for a year or two and then pass a big fancy test to be a licensed tour guide.  These guys hire people as free-lancers, and don’t really take responsibility as they don’t employ them.  It really is a genius idea though.  Pisses a lot of expensive tour companies off. 

Anyways, I sent him a couple other ideas.  Off the internet for now.  Ciao

Paying for a place in July has been a mystery.  I had just wrote that I would probably go to Poland because the hostels in Poland in July are a bit cheaper than the ones in Prague.  In one way that would be interesting since I would get to see more of Europe, but I don’t really know anybody in Poland and I would once again not be able to earn any income there.

So I had a thought.  My friend Sue is leaving Prague for 3 months.  She has been trying to find somebody to sublet her apartment for that time, but has not found anybody.  Her rent is 20,000 CZK a month which is way more than I can afford.  I suppose it’s worth it since her place is in very nice area and it’s fully furnished. 

Still, she spoke to her landlord and the landlord said that the last place took 8 months to find somebody else to rent it.  I figured it like this.  I could pay up to 9,242 CZK a month ($500) for rent including utilities. Now a place that charges more than twice that wouldn’t like my offer very much, but if made a good sales pitch they will realize that is far better than getting 0 for it for a couple months. l

I will say that I will pay that much in July and that much in August, however if they find somebody to rent it for full price I will leave as long as I am given the rest of the month i am paid for.  So if they find somebody in July I will be out by August 1st. 

Sue hasn’t had a chance to talk to the landlord since I came up with this idea.  It’s quite possible the landlord will say, no I need at least $X, but then Sue might be willing to cover the difference since she doesn’t want to lose her place. 

It’s a beautiful attic loft with 400 year old wood beams in it.  Has it’s own laundry, kitchen, tv (not that I would use it), furniture, dishes etc…

Now, if that plan works I decided that I would become a tour guide.  Peter told me I should, and so I’m sure he will give me a good recommendation to where he works.  I have already learned my way around town and memorized a bunch of things.  So I started today to start memorizing history of the places I am going and visiting. 

If I can manage to get the place to rent for 2 months and then become a tour guide I would work 3hours a day, for 3 days a week and the pay would be cash tips which seem very high for knowledgeable guides since they are taking 35+ people with each guide. 

That would be a lot of fun.  I would make money and friends everytime I worked and would not have to worry about the rising cost of places to stay.

Anyways, the landlord hasn’t talked to us yet, will probably be a couple days before I can give more information but I am optimistic on my chances since I don’t see how the landlord would be losing out.

Feeling happy that I had a little bit of money again, I mean not much but still… I went and decided to go to a movie with my friend Susan.  I was not about to sit and watch some girly French film (Coco Chanel), or an American chick flick (New in Town) so I gave Sue a choice of 3 movies that I was willing to watch. 

I’m not “interested” in Sue for anything more than friendship, so there is no reason for me to try to impress her by going to a girly movie, though it seemed obvious that those were the types of movies she liked (the last movie she saw and liked was Mama Mia).

I showed her trailers for 3 movies and she decided that she could survive a somewhat raunchy comedy.  So we walked to the nearest theater, which happened to be in a western style Mall.  Tickets there cost 169 CZK, which is about what it would cost in America, but that makes it really high here since everything else costs less than our prices.

When you go there you have to pick what area you want to sit in and they actually give you an assigned seat, which is rather obnoxious.  Other than that I would say they are doing it smarter though, as each movie has somebody in front of the theater to check your ticket so that you cannot attempt to go to 2 movies on one ticket. 

Gotta say, EXTREMELY funny movie.  I really liked how everybody got drugged with roofies and couldn’t remember anything and how the people the meet fill them in on what happened the previous night.  I was laughing my ass off at the end of the movie when they showed pictures from their trip.

So again, highly recommend the movie The Hangover. 

Started walking back from the theater when the daily random rain started and was coming down hard.  I carry my laptop everywhere with me so we ducked into a bar to avoid the rain.  Got a menu and though I didn’t like their beer (budwiser or pilsner urquel) I was really impressed at their giant menu full of cheep food.  I didn’t get anything then as I felt I had already splurged too much that day, but I will keep that place in mind for another day. 

Left the hostel today (that I have just lived at for 3 weeks) and they are letting me store my luggage there until I go to my next destination.  I think I am going to crash on Sue’s couch for the weekend and help her with moving stuff as she is going somewhere (theoretically France and then Croatia, but it’s really hard to tell with her since she changes her mind daily and she may just stay in Prague illegally for another month).

I don’t really want to stay there as she is super concerned about the water bill getting higher, but I haven’t talked to Jirka in a few days and I don’t want to just assume I can show up and crash on his floor for the weekend. 

After this weekend I THINK I am going to take a train to some random place in Poland and then just start walking when I get there until I find a place to stay.   Good plan eh?  Okay perhaps I should find a place first as my backpack is way over stuffed and will be annoying after awhile of just walking if I don’t find a hostel to stay at.  I was going to buy a tent and start camping in July but I want to learn more about where I am going before I start doing that.  Besides I need to find free wifi so I can work on making my website(s) kick ass and take names.

Still, the last few days have been really good.  I met really nice people and have been very fortunate with how things have played out thus far.  I really do need to call and wake up my father to explain to him that, though I am still low on funds I’m still not coming home until September 1st.  He won’t understand, but then again he know better than to argue with me.  :)

On what was it, Wednesday night I met this really awesome girl from Croatia in my hostel and we decided to go out for a beer.  I was on my last 131 CZK, (but that should be more than enough to buy some beer since most places are 25-30 CZK a beer) but beer is cheaper than water here.

Walked to a pub I know that has fantastic quality beer for dirt cheep, but it was super packed and quite hot and smoky inside.  So we just wandered around places for awhile until I decided I could get a good beer at the Irish Pub near my hostel. 

Not thinking to ask the price of the beer I ordered a beer I had not had before, it was similar to guiness but not quite that thick.  So I had another.  The girl only had one beer, and it was one of the czech beers which were better priced. 

Anyways the bill came and each one of my beers was 76 CZK and hers 46 I think.  Still, I almost shit a brick as I felt like a total bastard having to ask her for a few crowns to cover my share of the beer….

Well, we had a fantastic long conversation that night while we were out, hitting about a million different subjects.  I love when I meet somebody who can keep up with me and all my crazy ideas. 

Before leaving the bar I ran into a guy I know (Peter, the Scottish tour guide) and he was totally smashed.  He was going to give me his phone # to help me out when he could, but he was moving so slow that I was again annoying the nice girl I was with while talking to him.  I tried to speed him up and he bought me a shot. 

I was sad to see that the girl I was with had to leave the next morning since the hostel was booked for the night.  She was amazingly fun so I tried to get her to stay and watch a movie, but she had to go.

Figured that was it, though I woke up this morning *Saturday* to discover that she was in my room.  Which was fantastic, though I should have gotten back to the hostel earlier that day so I would have been able to watch that movie with her as both of us were departing this morning.  Or I could have taken her on a proper date, seeing as how I actually had some money today. 

She doesn’t really believe in social networks or anything, so it will be difficult to stay in touch.  A couple years ago I would have said they were all rubbish as well, but now I have found them to be really helpful ways to keep in touch with people that would be otherwise not communicated to. 

I could post a picture of her now, but she would probably not appreciate that.  Hopefully she will write or something as I told her to come visit Arizona (Sedona is the most beautiful place in all the states and it’s only 2 hours or so from where I live).

My money is at 0 again after paying for my hostel through Friday.  However that is because I was nailed with 2 different over limit fees all at once… So that was another $70 down the drain.  Bloody vampires/bankers.  After Friday, I don’t have a place to stay yet but I believe I know somebody who would put me up for a couple days now.  Jirka (a person I met here) is currently being awesome and holding my big suitcase that I brought and intended to leave with Martin/Jo when I would go travel.  So now I just have laptop and a big backpack, which is way easier to get around with if I start traveling. 

What’s with the music selection at Starbucks… It’s been Mexican music all month.  Well there has also been some Ray Charles, Leonard Cohen and a couple other things that i do like, but even those are getting old now.  I guess here they just have the “June CD’s” to play. 

Come July I do think I will start traveling again.  The number of people I will know in Prague will decrease, and the price of the hostels will go way up for the tourist season.  At this point I am thinking I might go to Poland.  Still can’t rationalize going to Sweden or Switzerland like I had wanted to since they are rather expensive.

Oh, yeah I will travel because I turned down the English lessons.  Seems I was mislead in how it works.  They aren’t really private students.  They are from a school, that just doesn’t care if you have proper work permit.  However they only pay once a month, and the first month has a one month delay before you get a paycheck.  Then it’s only 1.5 hours a week worth of work.  Now when I thought they were private students that was fantastic.  Students would meet up with me and I would converse with them in English and then they would give me a few dollars for the assistance.  Well, that’s now how it is.

I had a big ass multiple paragraph writing here, but it seem that everything I was writing violates Google’s terms of service for adsense (disclosing how many clicks I was getting, how much I was earning, and suggesting forcing people to click ads… all violates TOS and can get me banned). 

Still, I am starting to see that even without forcing clicks, there is a lot of potential income for me in making cool websites.  I never even had a banner on the site until I came here and ran out of money.  It just mucks up the design.   But whatever, people are used to them.  Just wait until I finish the shiny new anime/tv sections and get the profile that will merge the social networks together up and running. 

Well even if I don’t get my money from the website, pretty soon it will be July and I will get my monthly Mini Cooper payment, and I should be able to stretch it out pretty well if I am here or in Poland, and if I get some new features and do start to make money from website I will then go all over Europe and get all sorts of good stories and experiences to share.   Woot..   So it’s all good and I’m not giving up and coming back.

So i managed to convince the hostel people to give me a discount because I have been there so long.  I will now be down to 250CZK ($13) per night for the next 6 nights.  However that was the prices for June, they are booked up on weekend again, but after that in July they go from charging 300 to 500 per night.  The place is worth 500 a night, but I won’t be able to pay or rationalize that at all so I will need to find a couch to sleep on before then. 

When my English classes kick in I will be making $76 a week from 3 students with private lessons. 

I also gave my first tour of the city yesterday to a woman that was staying in my hostel.  She bought me lunch and said she was very glad that I went with her.   So I figure if I just learn a bunch of history of the city beyond what I remembered from my tour, I really could become a tour guide. 

I’m going to have to find a pre-paid sim card for my phone that works… Vodaphone’s prepaid sim won’t activate on my phone despite my phone being unlocked. 

Wow, wrote this yesterday, never finished post.  I think battery died, or perhaps signal. 

I really want to do some things to improve my site, but it’s a bitch trying to work on it out in the hall here.  I am rewriting anime and tv menus so they will work on thumbnails and show tons of info, a trailer, videos etc.. when clicked.  Should be fantastic, but a total time burn.

Since we are on a new day I will mention I found somebody nice enough to store my luggage.  Rode the subway to his place today, walked back.  Of course I went east instead of west to walk back and didn’t notice my error for awhile.  Ended up walking clear across the map of prague I have from east to west when I discovered it.   I should be skinny when I get back.

Last night I was drunk and didn’t get much sleep, tonight I was all set to pass out and stay out at 1:30am, when it seems I fell right asleep and started snoring because my nose was a bit stuffed up. 

Anyways, snoring sucks.  I am not going to go and say that people should enjoy hearing others snore, but fact is I am in a 6 person dorm and any traveler with a brain who stays in one of those should be able to sleep through anything or else bring earplugs. 

3 girls in my room and 2 guys besides me.  All 3 girls took it upon themselves to wake me up every few minutes and tell me to stop snoring because they couldn’t sleep.  Now I had been nice enough to wait to go to sleep until 2 hours after everybody else went to sleep so there shouldn’t have been any issues, but there was. 

So after a couple turns waking me up a bit past 4am one girl tells me not to go back to sleep since it was unfair for everybody else.

Well clearly that didn’t seem real fair to me, the only person able to sleep to tell me not to give up my own ability to endure my noises and stay awake. 

Anyway I was tired and exhausted and I went to the computer room and checked my bank account to see that it was totally empty.  I have 60 crowns or so left to my name in cash, which i figure will buy me more eggs.  I already have flower and have taught myself to make my own noodles now.  Though I really need to steal some salt and pepper from the restaurant downstairs.

Feeling tired and miserable I called my father and told him I needed his credit card # to be able to pay to reschedule my trip home.  I knew this would not be a fun phone call and it was not.  It was also first time I spoke to him since getting here and I had to tell him things sucked.  

Honestly i have had a really good time here, but he only thinks in negative so I could only convey the negative to him.  He reluctantly agreed to loan me enough to return to Arizona and I hung up (not recalling tomorrow to be Father’s Day). 

I then talked to a friend who might as well be an angel because she offered to give a little bit to let me stay at some hostels some more until things get a bit better.  I turned her down then, but have since reconsidered and really do want to beat this trip.

My website is making a tiny bit per day in advertisement.  If I could focus a bit more time on it I would replace entire anime section with better menu system and all new stuff, which should attract more people to site and improve that ratio.

Anyway I am still tired, and am hoping that my decision to stay and NOT take my dad’s money for now is the right decision.  It was crappy enough having to ask for it and tell him a shitty story. 

I went with a couple girls from my hostel to a free tour of the city.  The tour worked on tips, but the guy who ran the tour was fantastic.  I was considering trying to be a tour guide when I saw him, but now I see the bar is set really high. 

He was a Scottish guy named Peter, but he knew a massive amount of history of Prague.  He moved here 12 years ago and just fell in love with the city and the architecture.  Well when it was done I had not planned to tip since I have no money, but I felt compelled to do so. 

Then Peter went with me, the 2 girls and an Australian guy back towards where our hostel was and we all went to a bar he frequents.  Super cheap, quality beer there and they just kept showing up at the table.  the last beer at this place I did not want as I was about at my limit but I drank it anyways.

We then left there and went to some restaurant (other place to drink more beer) and I had made up my mind that I could not afford anything more so I didn’t order anything.  Yet despite not ordering anything I somehow ended up with another beer in front of me.  

NOTE:  Only food I had today was 1 slice of banana bread I got at a bagel shop before the tour. 

Had a really good time while I was out today, and took pictures of “Amsterdam from Eurotrip” since it was actually a bridge in Prague, Haha.   I will label it and put it on Facebook later with the other pics I got.  I really should of brought a camera with a zoom and a flash.

I got back to the hostel and was very happy to hear that somebody canceled and I would be able to stay in my same room that night.  As previously they had told me I would have to move rooms. 

I don’t recall walking to the room but I guess I did.  I made a drunken attempt to hit on one of the girls staying in the room with me.  Seems that I just am not that smooth when I am leaning on a counter for support to prevent falling down.  It’s pretty rare for me to get this drunk.  I am fairly good about stopping when I hit my limit, but Peter informed at how rude it is in Prague to not drink your entire beer.  He conveyed a story of him dumping the remainder of somebody’s beer they didn’t drink into his cup and getting punched out by an 80 year old man who observed him doing it.

Passed out early and woke up at 4am, unable to get back to sleep because the room was spinning.  Stupid room, I was trying to sleep.