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More Crap People Email Me!!

Friday, July 25th, 2008 | Site Updates | 4 Comments

I am soon going to start a section just junk like this. It will be called the “Wall of Shame” and will go right next to the “Wall of Fame” (also a work in progress), so that people can feel better about themselves for not being so stupid.

If you haven’t read the previous post you should read that too. Today I got a good laugh before I banned this kid from my website.

Originally he had just emailed me very stupid questions about how to play games, because he was too stupid to find the pull-down menu at the top of the page. However then he kept emailing me… Read to see the full back/forth on this guy.

Mike Says: hay smart ass how come none of youre games work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSA Says: As if.

They all work just fine

Java.com > download newest java

Then be sure to click on applet and use the controls listed in menu.

Mike Says: I have java and they dont work fine!

TSA Says: To humor you, I just tested both the sega and the nes

They work just fine in both firefox and internet explorer.

Something wrong with your browser if u can’t load them.

If u see white or gray box with an x you don’t have java Just Microsoft java which is NOT java.

Mike Says: I to have fire fox and the regualar internet and i have2 kinds of javas that i downloaded!

TSA Says: What is your Exact problem.

Take a screenshot if possible.

Mike Says: ok listen on my laptop I checked if it had java and it did and then when I went on thesmartass.info I went on games and I went on nes games and then it showed a picture of donkey kong and then when i put my mouse on him itsaid 2180 or 180 games playabelle online.

TSA Says: Um, clicking the picture just reloads the page

The menus with all the games in them are at the top of the page…. Little pull-down menus.

Mike Says: what aree the controls?

TSA Says: All the controls are in the menu above the games And on the front page And in the forums

They are a bit different for each emulator.

Mike Says: thanks for the help but what letters are a and bthanks for the help but what letters are a and b

Mike Says: Can you please put less bad pics on your web?

TSA Says: Haha.. No.

But feel free to go directly to the page of your choice.

thesmartass.info/sega

or

/nes
/othergames
/theater

Etc…

Mike Says: I wouldnt sleep If I were you Im three blox away from you I have any kind of weapon that can kill u.I even have a lock pic because my dad friends with the cia fbi and the army

TSA Says: Maybe you do. Lets see… Your name is Mikael Mortikyan. You live near Los Angeles, CA.. It is a unique spelling of your name so I am guessing you were named after your grandfather, who was born in 1953 and is currently living at 1488 Allen Ave in Pasadena… But this is just a guess and I have only done 30 seconds of research. I could be wrong, I mean your IP address actually ends in Irvine CA… But still if I am, a threat is typically enough to get a subpoena from your DSL Provider to release your address and I don’t appreciate being threatened.

So tell ya what. You can walk down the street and just nock on my door and I will teach you how to properly use the lock pick you posess to break into my place.

It’s the least I can do since I know you will have lots of free time now that I have banned you from my website.

~Have a nice day.

Big Ass Blueberry and Chocolate Chip Muffins

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 | Helpful | 2 Comments

I was looking for this recipe on my hard drive the other day, only to realize that it was actually on one of my SATA hard drives that I can’t access until I finish building my new tower, as this shitty laptop can’t exactly use a sata drive. No fear, I sold my old computer to my mom and left the folder with it in alive… woot.

Thought I should share… I mean they are amazing… but DO NOT TRY to make these in a normal muffin pan. They just don’t work at all (not to mention the name looses context). Get a tin that only makes 6 muffins.

“Big Ass Blueberry & Chocolate Chip Muffins“

3 Tea. Baking Powder
2 C. Flour
1/2 C. Sugar
1/2 Tea. Salt

2 Eggs
1/2 Tea. Vanilla
1 1/3 C.Milk
1/4 C. Margarine or Butter

2/3 C. Blueberries
2/3 C. Chocolate Chips

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-Mix dry ingredients in a bowl
-Melt butter in micro and add milk, eggs, and vanilla
-Mix dry stuff with wet stuff until mixed well (but not totally smooth)
-Add chips and blueberries(frozen berries work best)
-Preheat @ 450f
-Grease a six cup muffin tin with butter (no sprays)
-Pour batter into cups evenly
-To make top brown when muffins are solid open oven and add some butter while they are baking
-Bake aprox.23 min. (check with toothpick to make sure they are done)
-Burn yourself trying to pull them out of pan and eat them 2 early

Dig this recipe? Try my other ones:
Beef Tenderloin in Cherry Sauce
Mixed Nut Bars & Ethereal

I Live in a Recording Studio

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 | Life | 2 Comments

Since I have been back in Arizona I have gone through a transition of places to stay. First I thought, well… Lets just move in with my girlfriend… That’s always a good idea right? Ok, well things don’t always work out as you plan and I am no longer with her and have updated relationship status to FIP (friends in progress), so I moved out of there and moved into my friends office. Friend kicked ass to let me stay there while I found a place since he already had somebody renting a room from him and I just took up more space.

So I found a new place to live yesterday. I have been replying to a bunch of ads on craigslist, and after thinking none of them would ever respond, 4 people responded all at once. I was looking through the replies and then one of the guys just called me and he seemed pretty cool so I met up with him and his other roommate for a beer.

We ended up all getting along really well and it was the beginning of the month so I have now moved into their place. Yep, met them and moved in a couple hours later.

They both have daytime jobs and then come home and are musicians at night. They have soundproofed the walls, have a giant mixing board and a computer just for mixing, a vocal recording booth etc… so this is all very interesting to me, which is good since the things I know are interesting to them.

It’s a big ass house, and I get my own bathroom and a walk in closet. There is a pool etc… However what there isn’t is a Microwave… or silverware… or dishes… haha… Supposedly the last guy who lived here had those things and they haven’t gotten around to getting them.

Now I know they are bachelor-extrodinares and all, but how could they live without a microwave, but it seems they just get take-out everyday.

I do hope they buy a microwave since I would rather not… I mean I am ok buying some new pots/pans/silverware, but that’s where it ends.

Anywho, this aught to be interesting and maybe I will use studio to record me covering Chocolate Salty Balls :)

Update: Oh and I suppose I could be more specific. Underdog Studios is run out of the house. You can see their website and some of the stuff that has been recorded here on the site: http://underdogstudios.com/