I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 | Rants | 5 Comments

Yes, it’s a quote by Mel Brooks. It is here because my site needs new quotes. I took down the quotes on new design because, though over 500 exist, most of them are too “positive-reinforcement” and NOT “Smartass”. So start finding smartass quotes. You can post them in the comments, or if you have a big list you can just email me or use contact form on site.

Oh, and on a only quasi-related matter, I discovered yesterday that the search engines look wrong in IE6, they aren’t centered or fit right. I have 7 and can’t really test changing it, so until I get more time to experiment and compare elsewhere it will stay broken, since though it doesn’t look right, it still works.

Popcorn: Don’t Piss It Off

Friday, November 10th, 2006 | Helpful | No Comments

So I’m sick, as I’m sure you all know… Though now I am actually referencing a cold or something. Anywho, I have also had this thing on the inside of my lip that I have deemed a blister. Though last night I decided that it was created by…. Popcorn….

Yes that’s right, for 2 days I have had nasty pain in my mouth from a rogue popcorn seed coating. Knowing this, I decided to perform my own bathroom surgery with a sewing needle, and this morning I am feeling much better. I do however still have the cold, but that will go away eventually.

I would write more but I just got called away to work……………Go Figure

Protected: Ya See..

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Protected: What Happens In Vegas…

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Webmail Filtering

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 | Helpful | 3 Comments

For those of you lucky enough to have a smartass email address, I have finally decided to turn Spam Assassin on and to make it fairly aggressive. There have been times in the past where it has marked non-spam as spam and there4 I did not use it, but now I figured I had to either do that or change my email address, so I am having it automatically delete all messages it marks as spam now.

Hopefully this gets rid of the zillions of stock market emails that I had been unable to manually filter out. If I don’t get any complaints about this deleting important email soon I will do this to the other domains that I host.

Good times.